I think we should ban British ****ing Gas. The proper plumbers are here dismantling the old boiler. Hopefully the new one will be up and working this evening, or at the lastest tomorrow, so I’ll be dancing round the house in my thong and pixie boots again soon. Yay.
ITV2 'entertainment' news. Unfortunately, I was watching a film the other day and happened to catch this pile of pus. I couldn't give a tuppenny toss what Beyonces cat is wearing this season. And FFS why do the sub human presenters sign off with 'You're up to date. See ya'. **** OFF Lorraine Kelly's fashion, entertainment, gossip and ALL her other 'experts'. Does she know ANYONE that is straight? The latest round of 'so and so loves animal' programmes. Alan Davies, Paul (can't remember his name. but he wears a dress and calls himself Lilly Savage) and Jo Brand. What a pile of pooh! 60 Minute Makeover. FYI, that's where some z lister turns up at some poor ****s house and does a complete makeover of their dreary 3 bed semi in a grief hole such as Stoke, Digbeth or Droitwich in 1 hour. 1 hour my arse!! Only gullible ****s would believe it. TV personalities such as Alexander Armstrong and Bradley Walsh launching Christmas Albums. FFS guys, you are good at presenting game shows, but just leave it there, OK? Piers Organ Strictly Come Dancing. WHAT A LOAD OF OLD ****!!!! Claudia Winkelman. Skinny talentless witch. Len Goodman, doddery old mockney. Football on 5. The Real Housewives of absolutely anywhere. Who gives a ****?
Football supporters calling others 'not proper fans', especially considering they have pretty much no idea who they are talking to usually, what that person has done in their time supporting the club and what right do they have to make that comment?
British (and probably worldwide) media going into meltdown because Prince Gingernuts has decided to settle down with his American bit of fluff - deserves a 30second soundbite at the end of the news, not hour long programmes calling in all these "experts" for their opinions
And there I was about to start a thread about, only for two reasons though, firstly to ask if James Hewitt would be attending and secondly laughing at the daily fail readers in meltdown today, it's almost their worst nightmare!
People who say... “No. Yes I agree.” WTF!! ... or perhaps... “Yes. No I don’t agree”. Can’t you simply answer the bloody question.
T I was referring to all those Country and Western singers over here who sing wearing cowboy hats when the nearest they have ever been to a cow is when the get a burger from MacDonald's..
