Vegans from talking to any non vegans, the daily fail, twats that have a conversation with check out people making me wait, any breakfast that doesn't have bacon in it, anyone over 4 who uses brought when they should be using bought, Ed Sheeran,, anyone who thinks current affairs are what's going on in love island or one of those type shows, anyone who says 'well it's the sort of thing they would do' when shown up that they've made a factually incorrect claim, text speak, abbreviations in texts for example m8, anyone who says 'it's political correctness gone mad' when it's either just people not being bigoted bellends or most of the time when it's a health and safety issue, oh and anyone who thinks Ed Sheeran is not a talentless cabaret act who's lyrics play to the lowest denominator, and could have been a hundred times better by my cat running across my keyboard.
Question Time Any Questions/Answers John Humphries' confrontational 'interviews' PMQs Three line whips Voting along 'party lines'... and anything else that reduces politics to black and white 'soundbites' and prevents MP representing the actual interests of their constituents rather that the party machine.
Just found out that British ****ing Gas do fit Vaillant, but not the model we need for ‘health and safety reasons’ - it weighs a bit and is too heavy for their fitters to move. Ban them. With extreme prejudice.
I'm having a bad morning, this is cathartic. Stuff to ban. Phrases:- "He/she turned around and said......." - people rarely turn around before they speak, it's a ridiculous and irritating way to open a sentence. "There's nothing worse than....." - usually followed by some inane, minor problem, such as cold tea or dropping keys, when in fact there are always many, many things much worse. Where possible, I respond to this statement with " Cancer?" Words:- LIKE - My hatred of this word, now used a pause/punctuation universally by both teens and adults, is becoming almost irrational. Pacific - when used incorrectly in place of specific. There are some utter morons out there. Correspondence:- Letters that open with the line "I/we are writing to say...." - I am aware you have been writing as I have your letter in front of me, you cretin. Letters marked "important/addressee only" often in brown envelopes which transpire to be nothing more than junk mail but look to be official, rendering you with a mild panic that they could be an overdue bill, fine etc Other stuff: Stormzy and similar "artists". I am sorry, I am showing my age. I appreciate that this bloke comes across as a decent and entirely likable fellow (well, he seemed nice enough on Jonathan Ross) but he appears to me to have absolutely no discernible musical talent whatsoever, at least as far as I can make out, merely the ability to talk very quickly with a heavy accent. The song he did on the JR show was actually quite good but that was because he didn't really sing any of it, save a about 25 seconds worth in the middle, and that bit was 5hit. Back to work now.
Nothing wrong with the c word IMO ... it's good old English I was taken up a passage called Gropecnut lane this weekend in Shrewsbury Keep it English ... one in London: please log in to view this image
That will be me ... I take no prisoners nowadays ... and drive like a bastard and I'm blind I would ban anyone in my way and yesterday was only overtaken by one car yesterday from Birmingham apart from pit stops for petrol every few miles ... **** them all. get out of my way plus i hope i am melting the world. I flash everyone in front of me to move over. And the great thing is they can't catch me I want all electric cars banned and reps with silly little Audi diesels who think they are driving in a rally
As I’ve said before, I can’t abide two types of motorist: those that drive faster than me and those that drive slower than me.
Did you take the M4 to Bath this morning? Some **** was right up behind me, fast lane, full beam, a hundred cars ahead all doing 70.
