what do you DO [completely OT!!]

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jimileysbaldhead said:
Lesson one.

Remember...There's no such thing as a natural straight line, it was invented by man. Therefore to practice trying to hit the ball straight serves no purpose as dead straight doesn't exist in golf. The mechanics of a golf swing and correct delivery of the club will not produce a straight shot, it will produce a neutral shot which will have an element of movement on the ball.

Most golfers will practice trying to do 3 things:- A) Hit the ball dead straight.B) Hit the ball perfectly and C) Hit the ball in the air.

None of those is a good idea as dead straight doesn't exist in golf, golf isn't a game of perfect it's a game of creativity and it's the club's job to send the ball in the air not the golfer's.

I therefore urge you golfers to practice developing skill by experimenting different shape shots and ball flights.

This is a free lesson, all further tuition charges can be discussed(not negotiated) with my agent Mr. OverseasTOON.
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Help me Obi-Wan you're my only hope!
 
overseasTOON said:
The agent I use seems to be good. He's been very diligent with the edits but I think he only specialises in adult fiction.

I had an 'agent' years back (after I'd finshed the first book) who happily took on my book, did bugger all and just went to parties and told me that people were interested, I just had to be patient.

I eventually discovered that no publisher would touch him with a barge pole because he'd ripped off several authors of thier royalties and then sued them when the contracts were broken. Hence it has taken years for me to wait until my contract lapsed with him.

I like this new agent though and I'll have a word with him on your behalf. Perhaps he can recommend someone.
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Merci bien, mon ami.
 
AB & Secret Ingredient are both spies for MI5, but they're not meant to discuss it!!!... whoops
 
Bit late to this party but hey Ho, I'm a trainee accountant (auditor, don't hate me too much please!) doing my ACCA qualification... Also earn just as much, if not.more through online poker each year. Don't play enough to call myself a pro but its a nice profitable hobby!
 
skalpel said:
You're onto something there, if you mix up their names you get Secret Agent Bruce Ingredient.
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<yikes> I was only joking, but I think we've rumbled them!!

AB's avatar has something distinctly 'secret agenty' about it too, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
 
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