What day of the week is it thread

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Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it’s feared staff may get a raw deal.
 
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Wooperts_duck said:
Sorry Ron, I don't know what the problem is <ok>
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The problem Rupert is that I can't see them <laugh> boom boom
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It seems Guy can see them. Maybe my browser or because I'm in France. Or it is a different file extension to all the others.

Were these uploaded or snipped and pasted?
 
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Ron said:
The problem Rupert is that I can't see them <laugh> boom boom
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It seems Guy can see them. Maybe my browser or because I'm in France. Or it is a different file extension to all the others.

Were these uploaded or snipped and pasted?
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Copy and pasted from a jokes site. Not a French Letter amongst them :)
 
Three guys walking through a field, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.
All of a sudden a beautiful shining slide appeared….
On the slide was a sign that said ‘yell and it will be so’.
All three climbed to the top, the Irishman went first and on the way down he shouted ‘Guiness!’ And woosh…. A massive pool of guiness appeared at the bottom! Next went the Scotsman, he shouted ‘whiskey!’ And woosh a massive pool of whiskey appeared as he landed in it…. The very excited Englishman jumped down the slide… he was having so much fun he shouted…… ‘Weeeeeeeeeeee’……..
 
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I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'Ok,What's the Vera Lynn?'
He said
'Whale..... meat ....again”
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Guy is getting married and wants to surprise his bride on wedding night by having her name tattooed on his manhood. So off he goes to tattooist.

He asks him his betrotheds name, "Wendy" he replies. "ok, off and we will have a look" Checks him out and decides that he can't tattoo her name on 3". " Sorry mate, you will have to make it a little bigger for her name to fit".

Guy obliges and tattoo goes ahead. When arousal settles the letters WDY are clearly visible. Well pleased with his "gift" the guy goes for a good few beers to celebrate. After a while he needs the inevitable pee, so off he goes.

Standing at the next urinal however is a six ft 7" beast of a bloke with dreadlocks. He can't help but sneak a look. Much to his delight he can see 'WDY' tattooed on the guys manhood. " Oh, is your wife's name Wendy as well??"

" No man", he replies, "Mine says 'Welcome to Barbados, have a nice day' "
 
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