Night shifts are cool...no office staff upperty ****s to deal with..Just chilling
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When I was younger I had a job as a night auditor in a hotel. One of THE BEST jobs I've ever had. Me and two security chaps chewing the fat all night doing **** all between our regular checks every few hours. Great laugh.
And copious amounts of free porn on tap bcos I had the code to unlock it on the TV channels.
Right lads and segments...
First morning of my 2 weeks leave. Woke up forgot it was my 10th Anniversary being with the Mrs (not married), wondered why I was getting sucked off at 7am, that stopped about 9 years ago.
Anyway she ****ed off to work. Popped to Asda and bought myself an anniversary present (the new remastered COD4) came back had a spliff, while the shizzle downloaded.
Getting my 7year old to do the murder mission on the boat to get him in the mood.
So got 2 weeks off. 1 and half ounces of high grade, a sore cock, crate off beer, COD4, Battlefield 1, and Horizon 3.
Weekend of football. Looking forward to Monday as the kids go to school and the Mrs (nm) is working all week.
Sorted.
First morning of my 2 weeks leave. Woke up forgot it was my 10th Anniversary being with the Mrs (not married), wondered why I was getting sucked off at 7am, that stopped about 9 years ago.
Anyway she ****ed off to work. Popped to Asda and bought myself an anniversary present (the new remastered COD4) came back had a spliff, while the shizzle downloaded.
Getting my 7year old to do the murder mission on the boat to get him in the mood.
So got 2 weeks off. 1 and half ounces of high grade, a sore cock, crate off beer, COD4, Battlefield 1, and Horizon 3.
Weekend of football. Looking forward to Monday as the kids go to school and the Mrs (nm) is working all week.
Sorted.
I see they suffered the HIAB presence, that was always going to cause animosity.The thread's been removed
I was on that thread briefly but my work got in the way so I must have missed the best bits!
HIAG speaks to them in their own tongue, they should appreciate him more tbh.
Seems they managed to get someone banned.
Maybe i should return the favour and infest the spuds board.
On the Commy thread?
Yeah coz of that. It got removed..then Bri made one cussing the mods....Then Boom...Bastard got merked.
What and call me a black bastard...yeah go on Comm you cross dressing ninconpoop.
If anyone behaves like Bastard Billy, they deserve a ban. If I behaved like that on my board. No one would have to tell our mods how to be a mod. I would have been banned straight away. It's not the cliquey Mackem board darling.....ooooh lift your skirt and your sorted.
Well, things are equal these days Treb.1) Conversation with bloke "Mate this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"
Bloke... shrugs shoulder "Yeh no worries" - goes and gets on with it.
2) Conversation with woman "Looks like this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"
Woman... looks at you blankly then says "But I'd planned to do it this way and what about this thing here?"
Me " Yep, but we can't do it now so shall we leave this thing here until next time, but jsut do this instead?"
Woman, "Well it doesn't help..."
Me "I know but situation has changed and it's unavoidable. I'm sure we can still do it next time"
Woman - looks at you like you just called her mum a whore and stuck a spade up her fanny.
Me - trying to smile and stay calm when really I want her to **** off and die "OK? Thanks for that"
Woman "Well I'll do what I can but it's not going to be very good. I had planned to do it that way. Can we not get Adam to cover that so we can do this?"
Me "No, I've looked at all the otions we can't. Thanks and I'm sure you'll do your best"
....come back an hour later to find woman in a strop, doing a **** job of the contingency plan you had suggested and then moans about her own incompetency but makes a sly dig that it's all your fault
You seem to have a fondness for this subject. Let it out. Hiab may follow. Then the 2 of you can live in bliss.
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