She's not married ... you must be fantasising about somebody else's husband ... no shame in that ...we're all different
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She's not married ... you must be fantasising about somebody else's husband ... no shame in that ...we're all different
Mincing his words again I see poor SIHIABShe's not married ... you must be fantasising about somebody else'e husband ... no shame in that ...we're all different
He certainly is a mincer.Mincing his words again I see poor SIHIAB
Just back from here. Beautiful autumn afternoon. Water temp still around 13 degrees. It will be warmer than the air temp soon.
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All 9 pages were a delight mate. Get on it Sky, you wont regret the gems posted
Thanks, on it now boss
Meh. 22C water temperature at my closest beach.
Do you surf there fella ? South Carolina yes ? Much of a problem with sharks ?
Milk, you will have noticed that one hour photo has asked you a question as to your whereabouts. Be careful in your response to what is the most obsessive individual the internet has ever known
If you are too forthcoming in your response you can be sure he will hunt you down and next thing you'll know you will be wearing a head contraption like that in a clockwork orange being forced to watch a home video of him dancing in his underpants in his back garden after which he will probably sacrifice you to the ghost of Ted Bundy.
When he is through with you he will force your missus, who he has taken captive , to assume the identity of a first cousin of his who he is sexually attracted to.
Please, for the love of God think before you post
If you are too forthcoming in your response you can be sure he will hunt you down and next thing you'll know you will be wearing a head contraption like that in a clockwork orange being forced to watch a home video of him dancing in his underpants in his back garden after which he will probably sacrifice you to the ghost of Ted Bundy.
When he is through with you he will force your missus, who he has taken captive , to assume the identity of a first cousin of his who he is sexually attracted to.
Please, for the love of God think before you post
...meanwhile Southampton fans can think of nothing else other than the equaliser they have just scored against Inter Milan... 
I don't surf but people do a lot of surfing at Folly Beach (which is the closest to me travel time). I've never seen a shark but every 2 or 3 years there is a shark scare, one or two people get bit.
I see alligators all the time when kayaking or hiking near lakes, but they're not a threat to adults, they eat people's dogs though.
Crikey ! Sounds like a great diverse wildlife out there though. I've surfed a few sharky places in the world, but I've never seen a shark yet (I hope it stays that way) We get basking sharks regularly in the summer here in Cornwall. We also get a few porbeagle and blues. Rarer but more toothy is the Mako shark.
A mate of mine was surfing in Costa Rica a few years ago and saw a crocodile in the line up !!!
There are plenty of sharks off the coast, I've just never seen them, they avoid people.
Fortunately no crocs here, there are a few in Southern Florida. Alligators are scared of people but crocs will attack you. I wouldn't get in the water around crocodiles. I've water skiied in water full of gators, they don't worry me, but crocs are arse holes though.
Biggest threat is snakes, especially in swampy areas where I may hike, camp or kayak. Lots of poisonous snakes.
A security guard at a place I used to work (bordering protected wetland) got bit twice by rattlesnakes thinking he was Steve Irwin. Guy was an idiot. He also shot a printer/copier whilst cleaning his gun. The printer wasn't even in the same room when he shot it.
He also shot a printer/copier whilst cleaning his gun. The printer wasn't even in the same room when he shot it.
That's a ****ing good trick, if you can do it!
That's a ****ing good trick, if you can do it!
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