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NowsufferinginSpain said:
He also shot a printer/copier whilst cleaning his gun. The printer wasn't even in the same room when he shot it.

That's a ****ing good trick, if you can do it! :smile:
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Unfortunately not on purpose. Bullet went through the wall (it was one of those cheap mobile buildings) into the neighbouring one. Fortunately no one there.

This was at a nuclear fuel processing plant. This idiot was hired to help protect the uranium there. Didn't lose his job after that eirher, I'm not sure how many safety protocols he ignored to pull it off.
 
You only Milk twice said:
Unfortunately not on purpose. Bullet went through the wall (it was one of those cheap mobile buildings) into the neighbouring one. Fortunately no one there.

This was at a nuclear fuel processing plant. This idiot was hired to help protect the uranium there. Didn't lose his job after that eirher, I'm not sure how many safety protocols he ignored to pull it off.
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It's all that inbreeding, mate.

They're like little kids a lot of them. Just that we don't let little kids run around with guns over here!...
 
Been out all night at work, popped to McDonalds on the way home for a take out, back home eating McMuffins and drinking strong coffee, will be vaping in a minute. Then I'll have a shower, take the 7yr old to school then back to work for 9. Working until 19:30 this evening, then I'm off for 2 weeks.

That's what I'm doing mother ****ers.

Morning x
 
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2 weeks off Sky, nice one.

Its Friday....its God day

Wash my balls, get fresh, look fresh

Holla God, thank him for the herbs.

Get back home and chill till work tonight.

Good morning indeed.

P.s planted a few bombs.

Do all the lads know Comm has gone missing. They got posters up on the Mackem board. You might want to pop over and give some advice.
 
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Yeah 2 weeks mate.

I asked my boss to give me a week off at anytime in November that suited them, as I need to recharge my batteries as Xmas is a busy time in my line of work. The boss realised I had loads of leave left so offered to give me 2 weeks, sweet.

No plans, literally having time off to chill out as my work can burn you out mentally, very fast if you're not careful.

Probably play lot's of xbox and smoke lot's of green. Basically gonna act like a student for 2 weeks. No lie ins though as the Mrs is working so I'm on the school run everyday, but that's good as I'll have full days of doing nothing, without the Mrs around!

Hope Commy's alright the cock sucking, man loving, racist scumbag.
 
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Skylarker said:
Yeah 2 weeks mate.

I asked my boss to give me a week off at anytime in November that suited them, as I need to recharge my batteries as Xmas is a busy time in my line of work. The boss realised I had loads of leave left so offered to give me 2 weeks, sweet.

No plans, literally having time off to chill out as my work can burn you out mentally, very fast if you're not careful.

Probably play lot's of xbox and smoke lot's of green. Basically gonna act like a student for 2 weeks. No lie ins though as the Mrs is working so I'm on the school run everyday, but that's good as I'll have full days of doing nothing, without the Mrs around!

Hope Commy's alright the cock sucking, man loving, racist scumbag.
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Comm posted last Saturday morning mate, so he's not dead.
 
Just chilling after a hard day's work. Is it sexist to say working with blokes is just so much simpler than working with women. Pure headfuck at times, every minor obstacle is a ****ing drama... whereas blokes just ****ing get on with it.
 
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Treble said:
Just chilling after a hard day's work. Is it sexist to say working with blokes is just so much simpler than working with women. Pure headfuck at times, every minor obstacle is a ****ing drama... whereas blokes just ****ing get on with it.
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Spot on...its how it is in life in general.
 
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Spurlock said:
Spot on...its how it is in life in general.
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1) Conversation with bloke "Mate this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"

Bloke... shrugs shoulder "Yeh no worries" - goes and gets on with it.


2) Conversation with woman "Looks like this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"

Woman... looks at you blankly then says "But I'd planned to do it this way and what about this thing here?"

Me " Yep, but we can't do it now so shall we leave this thing here until next time, but jsut do this instead?"

Woman, "Well it doesn't help..."

Me "I know but situation has changed and it's unavoidable. I'm sure we can still do it next time"

Woman - looks at you like you just called her mum a whore and stuck a spade up her fanny.

Me - trying to smile and stay calm when really I want her to **** off and die "OK? Thanks for that"

Woman "Well I'll do what I can but it's not going to be very good. I had planned to do it that way. Can we not get Adam to cover that so we can do this?"

Me "No, I've looked at all the otions we can't. Thanks and I'm sure you'll do your best"

....come back an hour later to find woman in a strop, doing a **** job of the contingency plan you had suggested and then moans about her own incompetency but makes a sly dig that it's all your fault <doh>
 
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Treble said:
1) Conversation with bloke "Mate this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"

Bloke... shrugs shoulder "Yeh no worries" - goes and gets on with it.


2) Conversation with woman "Looks like this has come up which means we can't do that, shall we just do this instead?"

Woman... looks at you blankly then says "But I'd planned to do it this way and what about this thing here?"

Me " Yep, but we can't do it now so shall we leave this thing here until next time, but jsut do this instead?"

Woman, "Well it doesn't help..."

Me "I know but situation has changed and it's unavoidable. I'm sure we can still do it next time"

Woman - looks at you like you just called her mum a whore and stuck a spade up her fanny.

Me - trying to smile and stay calm when really I want her to **** off and die "OK? Thanks for that"

Woman "Well I'll do what I can but it's not going to be very good. I had planned to do it that way. Can we not get Adam to cover that so we can do this?"

Me "No, I've looked at all the otions we can't. Thanks and I'm sure you'll do your best"

....come back an hour later to find woman in a strop, doing a **** job of the contingency plan you had suggested and then moans about her own incompetency but makes a sly dig that it's all your fault <doh>
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...mind you, if you will ask them for anal...
 
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At work now...been a day on Not606 that Mandela would have been proud of.

Billy the Bastard has been put in a time machine and sent back to the 70's.

<laugh><rofl>:emoticon-0172-mooni ****.




:emoticon-0173-middl

Anyway on I Player catching up on The Apprentice.
 
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Spurlock said:
At work now...been a day on Not606 that Mandela would have been proud of.

Billy the Bastard has been put in a time machine and sent back to the 70's.

<laugh><rofl>:emoticon-0172-mooni ****.




:emoticon-0173-middl

Anyway on I Player catching up on The Apprentice.
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Stocky fat white guy who's the team leader gets it.

Sorry mate but I need you fully focussed. There's some nasty crims out there bruv.
 
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