What are you doing?

... might be worse ...the mother would be like O Level Treble... you can always have the baby adopted... but that conception is gonna stay with you forever ...

A Level Fosse...

 

Ha. Plenty of places to get them here. Perks of city living. If you like them

 

Can I pass this one over to Spurlock mate, I don't feel like toying with you right now. I feel a bit like the American basketball team in the Olympics, fossee, no disrespect mate

 

I'll be getting the real Mcoy soon mate, going back to Britain for a holiday to see all my fam & friends for ten days so will be gorging Sunday dinners aplenty.

 

Wrap up warm

 

Yeah not looking forward to the weather mate nor is the missus she thinks 25c night temperature is cold.

 

Chill out Fam....I'll pass Fosse onto @Skylarker.

****sake I got **** to do this evening.

 

Have to disagree here. Try a traditional Rohu curry from your ancestral homeland Spurlock. I've had homemade from someone I know and it was ****ing delicious.

 

Poor old Fosse, his worth has sunk that low no one wants to play

Bit like Leicester tbf.

 

On to the most thankless tasks of all Sunday tasks, leaf sweeping. Got a big **** off oak in the back garden, takes me weeks of sweeping to get rid of them all.

Coffee first though. No vape.

 

Leicester are so far up Chelsea's bum that they want to replace them asap as the worst team to defend a title.

Reap the farts they were smelling last season.

 

How many A levels did you need to get into the Open University, Fos ?

I can't imagine it was an awful lot if you don't mind my saying

 

...your imagination seems more than ok tbf ... it's your relevance which is questionable...

 

...closest farts to us for most of it eventually finished third ...after a massive dose of air freshening in West London followed by a fragrance enema on Tyneside...

 

Anyway....if I was on Twitter I'd be twatting Costa right now

'Enjoy your last week of having teef y kant'

 

...no worries ...hard to disrespect something so far out of your reach ...and Spock's been cleaning my boots for the last two years ...got high hopes for him once he finishes his apprenticeship...see you as more of the "I'm a DeeJay" type... the Trevor P to the Honey G ...

 

Always makes me burst out laughing when a fat bird describes herself as curvy

 

Thai Bride?

 

just got back from lunch , had to hit the chop chop down the road for £5.50 all you can eat buffet, picked up some more bud on the way back, now picking duck from my teeth whilst enjoying said bud

browsing xbox one games - only interesting ones ive seen are
battlefield ww1
battlefront - cos i like star wars
and skyrim

the rest look ****e tbh - not a massive selection is there?

 

Did you go to Cambridge as well mate?