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Nah mate. Tried it once but got a beating, so no point. <laugh>
Did you get licks often blue? I only ask because I remember being a kid and getting beats to the point where my old dears hands would hurt from hitting me.

Once that happened I knew it wasn't long before I was let out again. Obviously after 3 to 5 hidings in a week you wear the old ****s down, I learnt that early <laugh>
 
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Did you get licks often blue? I only ask because I remember being a kid and getting beats to the point where my old dears hands would hurt from hitting me.

Once that happened I knew it wasn't long before I was let out again. Obviously after 3 to 5 hidings in a week you wear the old ****s down, I learnt that early <laugh>
Wouldn't say often but now and again. did wear them down a bit, which is why they resorted to grounding me. <laugh>
 
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Did you get licks often blue? I only ask because I remember being a kid and getting beats to the point where my old dears hands would hurt from hitting me.

Once that happened I knew it wasn't long before I was let out again. Obviously after 3 to 5 hidings in a week you wear the old ****s down, I learnt that early <laugh>

Why didn't they upgrade from their hands to something harder? I used to get twatted with a hairbrush, the spiky end ****ing killed.
 
Why didn't they upgrade from their hands to something harder? I used to get twatted with a hairbrush, the spiky end ****ing killed.
Ah mate she did<laugh> belts coathangers even got a hammer thrown at me once:1980_boogie_down:
 
Just used the wetherspoons app.

Walked into Wetherspoons and there's a group of about ten lads stood at the bar, all ordering individually.

I'll have a pint of Stella and a burger. Bar man takes order, pouts pint.
I'll have a pint if stella and a burger, barman takes order pours pint. I'll have a pint of Stella and.............You get the picture.

I have the bright idea of using the app.

Sit down, order a pint of what I didn't want but it's on the app and the guest ale isn't, and then watch them serve everyone at the bar.
Then everyone who turned up at the bar. Then some more.

I then walk over to the bar and ask where my beer is to be told, it'll be six ****ing minutes.

Just give me the ****ing pint, now.

Wetherspoons app is ****.
 
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Just used the wetherspoons app.

Walked into Wetherspoons and there's a group of about ten lads stood at the bar, all ordering individually.

I'll have a pint of Stella and a burger. Bar man takes order, pouts pint.
I'll have a pint if stella and a burger, barman takes order pours pint. I'll have a pint of Stella and.............You get the picture.

I have the bright idea of using the app.

Sit down, order a pint of what I didn't want but it's on the app and the guest ale isn't, and then watch them serve everyone at the bar.
Then everyone who turned up at the bar. Then some more.

I then walk over to the bar and ask where my beer is to be told, it'll be six ****ing minutes.

Just give me the ****ing pint, now.

Wetherspoons app is ****.
Sounds **** lol

Like McDonald's now, like being in a ****ing dss office In the 80s, take a ticket wait 15mins for a burger while 6 people stand around doing **** all at the front.

Puts me off these days, used to be fast food.
 
Just ordered food via the app, let's see how they do.

There are three utter **** wits behind the bar and if there are more than four people waiting they all seem to start walking as if they're stood in a vat of porridge.
 
Just ordered food via the app, let's see how they do.

There are three utter **** wits behind the bar and if there are more than four people waiting they all seem to start walking as if they're stood in a vat of porridge.

I stand at the bar tbh
 
What is it about 'lads' nowadays? Why can't they buy a round?

They all go to the bar together and then order and pay individually.

****s.


its no longer worth risking it.. if you get bumped on the last round your down like 50 quid these days
 
I figured it pal, that's why I used the app.

Let some **** bring me my beer.

At least, that's the idea!! (it has worked second time)


tbh Im the kind of guy that drinks alone so once I occupy a space no ****er is squeezing an inch in … whats this app? how do they know who to serve it too
 
Nah mate. Tried it once but got a beating, so no point. <laugh>

did you get the belt? I remember my father coming in my room pissed waving a baseball bat at me and I laughed , however because I laughed he used the belt instead... needles to say I wasn't so clever after that I fact that's exactly what he said
 
What is it about 'lads' nowadays? Why can't they buy a round?

They all go to the bar together and then order and pay individually.

****s.
Lads of today I'm afraid mate. Even worse when they use credit cards to buy a pint. ****s.