Wetherspoons

If you want to make a phone call or sit there fiddling with your phone, they make you go outside. Fair do's in my book.

 

Him and that other bloke, can't member his name.

It's carnage.

 

Just leave em to it mate. Survival of the fittest.

 

Was it massive?

Dont drink down there anymore anyway barred from most pubs in Putney, too many Tommy rah rahs for me

 

Yeah I wanna call an uber so I can **** off somewhere else and play with what I want like an adult.

 

@Chief is the boss of the mods....so Piskie you are over ruled, just accept your place bro, and move on

 

Cocksucker

 

You're just jealous

 

Yeah you ain't getting an uber where I live mate

You could go outside and try and make that call though.

 

I just want my tagging function

 

They dont have cabs where u are?

What kinda ****ing place you live in man wtf?

 

Yeah we got cabs, just not uber. Not that I know of anyway.

Most of us down here just use the Pony and Trap like most normal people do.

 

There is chain of command to follow in the big house, Chief is the Ken Clarke and @Tobes is the speaker. Whereas you @PISKIE are like Moggsie, just lounging in the house.

 

I call one of those ****ers then. In fact mate you've put me off I'm not coming now.

 

@PISKIE How is trapping a pony gonna help you get home anyways ffs?

 

You trap it and then threaten it unless it takes you home.

I thought everybody knew this **** mate ?

 

I don’t like chain pubs as a rule. I love a good old fashioned pub though.

 

This actually makes sense.

If I was a silly **** I'd actually do it.

 

I like a pub where I can whack a fat line on the pool table while the barmaid sucks my cock.

That's a ****ing pub you old fux.

 

Sounds great, and no, i'm not taking the piss.