Wetherspoons

[PINKIE]

Mobiles banned.

Yeah no from me

If you want to make a phone call or sit there fiddling with your phone, they make you go outside. Fair do's in my book.

 

[Chief]

@Matth_2014 ?

Him and that other bloke, can't member his name.

It's carnage.

 

[PINKIE]

Him and that other bloke, can't member his name.

It's carnage.

Just leave em to it mate. Survival of the fittest.

 

[Sucky]

I used to see a bird from Putney and we'd go to a pub down on the river. Can't remember the name but it was a lovely old place. Dennis wise used to drink there too, the horrible little **** ****.

Was it massive?

Dont drink down there anymore anyway barred from most pubs in Putney, too many Tommy rah rahs for me

 

[Sucky]

If you want to make a phone call or sit there fiddling with your phone, they make you go outside. Fair do's in my book.

Yeah I wanna call an uber so I can **** off somewhere else and play with what I want like an adult.

 

[brb]

Okay I've got a solution @brb. Strip Chief of his mod status and then fix the tagging shiz for the rest of the mods.

@Chief is the boss of the mods....so Piskie you are over ruled, just accept your place bro, and move on

 

[PINKIE]

@Chief is the boss of the mods....so Piskie you are over ruled, just accept your place bro, and move on

Cocksucker

 

[brb]

Cocksucker

You're just jealous

 

[PINKIE]

Yeah I wanna call an uber so I can **** off somewhere else and play with what I want like an adult.

Yeah you ain't getting an uber where I live mate

You could go outside and try and make that call though.

 

[PINKIE]

You're just jealous

I just want my tagging function

 

[Sucky]

Yeah you ain't getting an uber where I live mate

You could go outside and try and make that call though.

They dont have cabs where u are?

What kinda ****ing place you live in man wtf?

 

[PINKIE]

They dont have cabs where u are?

What kinda ****ing place you live in man wtf?

Yeah we got cabs, just not uber. Not that I know of anyway.

Most of us down here just use the Pony and Trap like most normal people do.

 

[brb]

I just want my tagging function

There is chain of command to follow in the big house, Chief is the Ken Clarke and @Tobes is the speaker. Whereas you @PISKIE are like Moggsie, just lounging in the house.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah we got cabs, just not uber. Not that I know of anyway.

Most of us down here just use the Pony and Trap like most normal people do.

I call one of those ****ers then. In fact mate you've put me off I'm not coming now.

 

[Sucky]

@PISKIE How is trapping a pony gonna help you get home anyways ffs?

 

[PINKIE]

@PISKIE How is trapping a pony gonna help you get home anyways ffs?

You trap it and then threaten it unless it takes you home.

I thought everybody knew this **** mate ?

 

[Stan]

I don’t like chain pubs as a rule. I love a good old fashioned pub though.

 

[Sucky]

You trap it and then threaten it unless it takes you home.

I thought everybody knew this **** mate ?

This actually makes sense.

If I was a silly **** I'd actually do it.

 

[Sucky]

I like a pub where I can whack a fat line on the pool table while the barmaid sucks my cock.

That's a ****ing pub you old fux.

 

[Commachio]

There's a brilliant pub in my town. Proper old school, still has a granite flag stone floor. They don't serve food, but there's always cashews and peanuts on the bar. Mobile phones are banned and there are loads of real ales available. Has a fiddly dee night each week. Proper pub.

Sounds great, and no, i'm not taking the piss.