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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Nah mate. Tried it once but got a beating, so no point. <laugh>
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Did you get licks often blue? I only ask because I remember being a kid and getting beats to the point where my old dears hands would hurt from hitting me.

    Once that happened I knew it wasn't long before I was let out again. Obviously after 3 to 5 hidings in a week you wear the old ****s down, I learnt that early <laugh>
     
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  3. Blueman

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    Wouldn't say often but now and again. did wear them down a bit, which is why they resorted to grounding me. <laugh>
     
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  4. Saintmagic

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    Why didn't they upgrade from their hands to something harder? I used to get twatted with a hairbrush, the spiky end ****ing killed.
     
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  5. Edelman

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    You are not wrong there ,
    And it was a punishment I hated it seeing your mates playing out .
    Now most would say ok not bothered !
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ah mate she did<laugh> belts coathangers even got a hammer thrown at me once:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just used the wetherspoons app.

    Walked into Wetherspoons and there's a group of about ten lads stood at the bar, all ordering individually.

    I'll have a pint of Stella and a burger. Bar man takes order, pouts pint.
    I'll have a pint if stella and a burger, barman takes order pours pint. I'll have a pint of Stella and.............You get the picture.

    I have the bright idea of using the app.

    Sit down, order a pint of what I didn't want but it's on the app and the guest ale isn't, and then watch them serve everyone at the bar.
    Then everyone who turned up at the bar. Then some more.

    I then walk over to the bar and ask where my beer is to be told, it'll be six ****ing minutes.

    Just give me the ****ing pint, now.

    Wetherspoons app is ****.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Like the service and food really.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Sounds **** lol

    Like McDonald's now, like being in a ****ing dss office In the 80s, take a ticket wait 15mins for a burger while 6 people stand around doing **** all at the front.

    Puts me off these days, used to be fast food.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just ordered food via the app, let's see how they do.

    There are three utter **** wits behind the bar and if there are more than four people waiting they all seem to start walking as if they're stood in a vat of porridge.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    ill supply them with a full course of ALDOS favourite films and finish them off
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    I stand at the bar tbh
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    What is it about 'lads' nowadays? Why can't they buy a round?

    They all go to the bar together and then order and pay individually.

    ****s.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Not an activity I've ever got.

    The bar is for being served at, not getting in peoples way.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    its no longer worth risking it.. if you get bumped on the last round your down like 50 quid these days
     
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    you clearly haven't figured me out mate because that's the entire point
     
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  17. Chief

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    I figured it pal, that's why I used the app.

    Let some **** bring me my beer.

    At least, that's the idea!! (it has worked second time)
     
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    tbh Im the kind of guy that drinks alone so once I occupy a space no ****er is squeezing an inch in … whats this app? how do they know who to serve it too
     
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    did you get the belt? I remember my father coming in my room pissed waving a baseball bat at me and I laughed , however because I laughed he used the belt instead... needles to say I wasn't so clever after that I fact that's exactly what he said
     
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  20. Blueman

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    Lads of today I'm afraid mate. Even worse when they use credit cards to buy a pint. ****s.
     
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