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FSG's Last Stand said:
Back in the day when Redknapp played for us and his fit bird Louise was still a bit famous they bought an apartment on the Albert Dock, needed some plasterwork doing and our boss at the time got the job, so three of us got sent there, obviously we had to sheet out any room we worked in and wear plastic ****ing covers over our boots etc, we had to move and replace the furniture as we went from room to room, we eventually got to the master bedroom and had to move the wardrobes, nightstands and then a massive bed, one of the lads shouted "I've found one of Louise's thongs!"
There was a big skid mark in it.:emoticon-0119-puke:

That was the day I looked at her in a completely different light whenever her grid was on the tv.<laugh>
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Still had a sniff though I bet you dawg
 
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FSG's Last Stand said:
Back in the day when Redknapp played for us and his fit bird Louise was still a bit famous they bought an apartment on the Albert Dock, needed some plasterwork doing and our boss at the time got the job, so three of us got sent there, obviously we had to sheet out any room we worked in and wear plastic ****ing covers over our boots etc, we had to move and replace the furniture as we went from room to room, we eventually got to the master bedroom and had to move the wardrobes, nightstands and then a massive bed, one of the lads shouted "I've found one of Louise's thongs!"
There was a big skid mark in it.:emoticon-0119-puke:

That was the day I looked at her in a completely different light whenever her grid was on the tv.<laugh>
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Commachio said:
Pot and kettle,
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Wasn't really on last night but he still can't stop himself ... and again this morning ... what would you like me to do? ... have never put anyone on ignore and don't intend to ... if he aims stuff in my direction, I'll say 'hello' ... as would you brother <laugh>
 
FosseFilberto said:
Wasn't really on last night but he still can't stop himself ... and again this morning ... what would you like me to do? ... have never put anyone on ignore and don't intend to ... if he aims stuff in my direction, I'll say 'hello' ... as would you brother <laugh>
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He's not even on, and Libs was talking about a phone, when you came up with


Listen mate ... either stop putting it in your back pocket or ask Quents if you can use his personal trainer to shed some pounds off your arse ...

Strike that - she probably won't help you lose any weight ... and you might end up looking like a bad parody of an exiled disgraced 70's pop star
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Commachio said:
He's not even on, and Libs was talking about a phone, when you came up with
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... which I explained ... was going to just take the piss out of Libby for sitting on his phone but then read Quentin's ode to the wonders of his physique from using a personal trainer ... that's a gaper for a conjoined piss take ... <laugh>
 
I’ve finally cracked the Phrygian Dominant scale. I know what it is, why it is, and how and where I can use it in my solos.

HIAG is about to turn a little bit exotic.
 
You lot are obsessed by this bloke.

What the **** has he got to do with this thread?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I’ve finally cracked the Phrygian Dominant scale. I know what it is, why it is, and how and where I can use it in my solos.

HIAG is about to turn a little bit exotic.
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We know it as Spanish Gypsy scale. Our keyboard player likes to twist things around a bit from a Jazz dominant to a Spanish Gypsy scale.
 
PISKIE said:
We know it as Spanish Gypsy scale. Our keyboard player likes to twist things around a bit from a Jazz dominant to a Spanish Gypsy scale.
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Indeed, Pix. I confess, that I am surprised you knowing this, as I have previously exposed your lack of knowledge regarding musical theory.

Flamenco guitarists make good use of Phrygian Dominant.

I was first introduced to its tones in the playing of Richie Blackmore, who employs it to elicit an Eastern and Egyptian feel.
 
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