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PISKIE said:
My only prejudice is that I actually go quite easy on HIAG these days, despite him acting like a complete tit.

After that time he threatened to call the old bill, I realised that he's always teetering on the edge. I don't want to push him over the edge because it's more fun when he comes back with his 'wum master' **** ups <ok>
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You guys really need to look up prejudice. Hint: going easy isn't.
 
SpursDisciple said:
You guys really need to look up prejudice. Hint: going easy isn't.
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I'm prejudiced in HIAG's favour given what a ripping I could give him. I know how sensitive the poor lamb is though. I don't want him feeling like has to call the old bill again :police:
 
FosseFilberto said:
... think that one falls squarely to @Spurlock <laugh> ... HIAG limps around the forum like an incontinent old mongrel - Spurlock loyally trots behind with his doggy pooper-scooper bags whilst never forgetting to 'like' every little puddle of liquid ****e that Old Yeller has left behind. And as for me, Tobes, well, I have my nose shoved as a permanent fixture up Pixie's dirt-box, although I do manage to massage Skiddy's wrinkled scrotum for several hours each day, too. Skiddy has his nose shoved hard up my ass-hole. <laugh>
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Fixed.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
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Game. Set. Owned!

Not that is bothers me, mate. I can handle the likes of Tobes, eyes closed and one hand scratching my bollocks.
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You run away after I've kicked you squarely in the bollocks more like

I've torn you a new one on multiple occasions HIAB, my personal favourite being the property development owning <laugh>
 
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SpursDisciple said:
Piss taking is the life blood of forums like this. When it's done with style and humour, I enjoy it as much as anyone.
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This is the principle difference between a Wum Master, such as myself, and the likes of Pixie, Skiddy, and Bambi. Tobes doesn't even feature, really. As you say, he's a humourless gimp.
 
Tobes said:
Yeah mate it was a 'wum' and not just you shoe horning your poxy Vegas trip into another thread.

I believe you.......honest.
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But, if you believe the likes of Pixie and Lightning, I have never been to Vegas!

Which is it, Tobes? Make you mind up, ffs!
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
But, if you believe the likes of Pixie and Lightning, I have never been to Vegas!

Which is it, Tobes? Make you mind up, ffs!
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I've never disputed that you went to Vegas, merely that you did a ****ing good job of making people think that you hadn't with your overblowing of stuff like the helicopter trip.
 
Tobes said:
You run away after I've kicked you squarely in the bollocks more like

I've torn you a new one on multiple occasions HIAB, my personal favourite being the property development owning <laugh>
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In your dreams, fatboy!
 
Tobes said:
I've never disputed that you went to Vegas, merely that you did a ****ing good job of making people think that you hadn't with your overblowing of stuff like the helicopter trip.
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You really don't understand how the winding-up business works, do you, Tobes!

Jeez, I'm sorry, mate! I thought you knew.

Look. I tell you what. I have absolutely no wish or desire to confuse or upset you, so let me give you some good advice - and, please, take this in the manner in which it is intended - keep your humourless arse away from this board.

Thanks, pal. Any time.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You really don't understand how the winding-up business works, do you, Tobes!

Jeez, I'm sorry, mate! I thought you knew.

Look. I tell you what. I have absolutely no wish or desire to confuse or upset you, so let me give you some good advice - and, please, take this in the manner in which it is intended - keep your humourless arse away from this board.

Thanks, pal. Any time.
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I'm going nowhere as I enjoy owning your sorry arse everytime you think you'll have another futile attempt at getting the better of me HIAB.

Your 'wind ups' are a figment of your imagination, you fall back on the 'wum master' cover all after your latest bollocks has been called out "I was on the WU lads, honest"

You did exactly that on the property developer thread, when you got taken apart piece by piece. You kept digging until you were literally buried in bullshit, then you played the 'wum master' card in order to try and deflect away the humiliation of your lies being exposed. It was a genuine thing of beauty.
 
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Tobes said:
I'm going nowhere as I enjoy owning your sorry arse everytime you think you'll have another futile attempt at getting the better of me HIAB.

Your 'wind ups' are a figment of your imagination, you fall back on the 'wum master' cover all after your latest bollocks has been called out "I was on the WU lads, honest"

You did exactly that on the property developer thread, when you got taken apart piece by piece. You kept digging until you were literally buried in bullshit, then you played the 'wum master' card in order to try and deflect away the humiliation of your lies being exposed. It was a genuine thing of beauty.
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... easy Tobes ... you don't actually own him ... at least not outright .... you merely have a portion of the Cabal time share with the rest of us 'bullies' ... <laugh>

... but seriously ... he certainly holds the record for the most fcuk-up threads and the most literary pummelings on here ... even had to educate 'the lawyer' on the difference between an acronym and a synonym ... I kid you not.... M'Lud <laugh>
 
Tobes said:
Would you like me to dredge that one back up HIAB?

As I will with pleasure <laugh>
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Be my guest. I'd like to see you talking through your arse again.


Fatboy? I'm not fat HIAB, I suspect you probably are though.
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I'm not as muscular as I used to be, when I used to work out a lot. I'm certainly quite large, but I don't think any one would call me fat. It has often been said by people that they wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley. And they haven't all been ladies who have said that.
 
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Tobes said:
You did exactly that on the property developer thread. You kept digging.
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Yeah. That's what you have to do when you develop property, Tobes. Keep digging, mate. It's kinda part of the job.
 
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