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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... here you go mate .. should sort it out ... you should have spoken out sooner ... <ok>

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    He said Pike, not Pipe.
     
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    Not very appetising

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  7. FosseFilberto

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    This was very funny ...

     
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    It was the first 500 times I saw it, starting to wane a bit now.
     
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    Is that Kustard?
     
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    Judging by his English, I reckon this could be Kustard

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  13. Don't tell him your name, Lightning.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    Today is the day.

    I'm in Luton airport. Slightly concerned I went through a speed camera on the m1 doing 95. Do motorway cameras flash? Or just clock you without letting you know?

    Also just paid a tenner for two ****ing bottles of peroni at the airport.
     
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    Depends which ones..

    The variable ones only work when there is a speed limit set and visible above the bridge

    The Average ones don't flash

    The normal yellow ones do.

    I could be wrong though.
     
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    Had cruise control on through the 50 zone.

    Was after that when I went under a bridge with a camera sign then saw the lines on the road and it was too late to slow down. Didn't see a flash. Seemed to be a camera on every 4th over head sign.
     
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    If it was a zone where the overhead speed restriction signs are in place then at 95 you're probably ****ed. They don't flash, and they are set to only activate if you're going over 90.
     
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    Was driving sensibly through the 50 zone. Was on a normal stretch of motorway.
     
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    Flying is great after two diazepam. I'm also on my third pint of lowenbrau two chasers of bourbon and am about to have a tequila. Should settle the nerves.
     
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