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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Oct 22, 2016.

  1. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    You guys really need to look up prejudice. Hint: going easy isn't.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm prejudiced in HIAG's favour given what a ripping I could give him. I know how sensitive the poor lamb is though. I don't want him feeling like has to call the old bill again :police:
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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  4. Fixed.
    <ok>
     
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  5. <doh>
    Like I have never, ever, wummed on this board!

    FFS!
     
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  6. <laugh>
    Game. Set. Owned!

    Not that is bothers me, mate. I can handle the likes of Tobes, eyes closed and one hand scratching my bollocks.
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Yeah mate it was a 'wum' and not just you shoe horning your poxy Vegas trip into another thread.

    I believe you.......honest.
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You run away after I've kicked you squarely in the bollocks more like

    I've torn you a new one on multiple occasions HIAB, my personal favourite being the property development owning <laugh>
     
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  9. This is the principle difference between a Wum Master, such as myself, and the likes of Pixie, Skiddy, and Bambi. Tobes doesn't even feature, really. As you say, he's a humourless gimp.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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  11. But, if you believe the likes of Pixie and Lightning, I have never been to Vegas!

    Which is it, Tobes? Make you mind up, ffs!
     
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  12. Thankfully for you, FSG, you have never been on the receiving end of one of my rippings. Pray you never are.
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I've never disputed that you went to Vegas, merely that you did a ****ing good job of making people think that you hadn't with your overblowing of stuff like the helicopter trip.
     
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  14. In your dreams, fatboy!
     
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  15. You really don't understand how the winding-up business works, do you, Tobes!

    Jeez, I'm sorry, mate! I thought you knew.

    Look. I tell you what. I have absolutely no wish or desire to confuse or upset you, so let me give you some good advice - and, please, take this in the manner in which it is intended - keep your humourless arse away from this board.

    Thanks, pal. Any time.
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Would you like me to dredge that one back up HIAB?

    As I will with pleasure <laugh>

    Fatboy? I'm not fat HIAB, I suspect you probably are though.
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I'm going nowhere as I enjoy owning your sorry arse everytime you think you'll have another futile attempt at getting the better of me HIAB.

    Your 'wind ups' are a figment of your imagination, you fall back on the 'wum master' cover all after your latest bollocks has been called out "I was on the WU lads, honest"

    You did exactly that on the property developer thread, when you got taken apart piece by piece. You kept digging until you were literally buried in bullshit, then you played the 'wum master' card in order to try and deflect away the humiliation of your lies being exposed. It was a genuine thing of beauty.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... easy Tobes ... you don't actually own him ... at least not outright .... you merely have a portion of the Cabal time share with the rest of us 'bullies' ... <laugh>

    ... but seriously ... he certainly holds the record for the most fcuk-up threads and the most literary pummelings on here ... even had to educate 'the lawyer' on the difference between an acronym and a synonym ... I kid you not.... M'Lud <laugh>
     
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  19. Be my guest. I'd like to see you talking through your arse again.


    I'm not as muscular as I used to be, when I used to work out a lot. I'm certainly quite large, but I don't think any one would call me fat. It has often been said by people that they wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley. And they haven't all been ladies who have said that.
     
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  20. Yeah. That's what you have to do when you develop property, Tobes. Keep digging, mate. It's kinda part of the job.
     
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