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Trans racial

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Saff said:
It would be confusing. You'd have some runners going the wrong way, some forgetting what they're doing and most would just pull out so they could have a joint.
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They could do the knock at the door event, see who gets up first, just have 10 of em sat round a sofa and see how long it takes them to argue over who’s gonna get the door.
 
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aberdude said:
The cannabis user would defo beat the drinker

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One of the two drunkeness level 1000s ive seen

The other is the bloke in the shop with the ponytail <laugh>
 
Tel said:
They could do the knock at the door event, see who gets up first, just have 10 of em sat round a sofa and see how long it takes them to argue over who’s gonna get the door.
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The stoners 24hour shop steeplechase.

<laugh>

Tru bout the door btw, if mine goes and you ain't called me 1st to let me know ya comin it wont get answered
 
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Heroin shotput

See if any of them can lift it up and throw it far enough so it doesn't break their toes. Current world record 28cm.
 
Crack rock climbing

Chuck some crack over a wall and the last one to go get thiers wins.

Bit boring that actually
 
Got it!

Crack in haystack

100 crackeheads
50m tall pyramid of hay
One rock
 
Diego said:
I watch Alibi (the channel) quite a lot at night, i like old shows like New Tricks and stuff.
Just lately they have been running an advert by Stonewall every break in which a man/woman goes on about gays wanting to just be accepted and ignored like every other person.
Every night at some point i end up thinking "stop jumping up and down waving your arms shouting "look at me i'm gay" and people will accept you and ignore you like every one else on earth.
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my brothers gay and I have always known, each to their own.

Back in the 90s he decided he wanted to “come out”, but he decided to do so over my rugby club whilst England were playing.
he said “ I need to tell you all something, I’m gay”.
one of the guys just turned round and went “we all know, now shut the **** up and get the beers in”

instantly felt accepted and normalised and then ignored
 
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gooner4ever said:
my brothers gay and I have always known, each to their own.

Back in the 90s he decided he wanted to “come out”, but he decided to do so over my rugby club whilst England were playing.
he said “ I need to tell you all something, I’m gay”.
one of the guys just turned round and went “we all know, now shut the **** up and get the beers in”

instantly felt accepted and normalised and then ignored
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Almost the same as happened with my friend .
He was as nervous as hell waiting to tell us until we said weve know for years just get your round in at the Bar .
 
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Actually **** off.

Fukin sick of this **** now tbh.

If you have a vag youre a fuking girl/woman

If you have a dick... guess what? Youre a fukin man dickhead.

**** off
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I take big hot cock for cash said:
Actually **** off.

Fukin sick of this **** now tbh.

If you have a vag youre a fuking girl/woman

If you have a dick... guess what? Youre a fukin man dickhead.

**** off
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Just run it over with a steamroller and call him a ****ing pancake. Useless fat attention seeking ****.
 
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