We forgot about one

It would be confusing. You'd have some runners going the wrong way, some forgetting what they're doing and most would just pull out so they could have a joint.

 

The cannabis user would defo beat the drinker

 

Reckon he's in the K-hole bro

 

I don't do drugs so wouldn't know

 

They could do the knock at the door event, see who gets up first, just have 10 of em sat round a sofa and see how long it takes them to argue over who’s gonna get the door.

 

Races would never end bruv

 

One of the two drunkeness level 1000s ive seen

The other is the bloke in the shop with the ponytail

 

The stoners 24hour shop steeplechase.



Tru bout the door btw, if mine goes and you ain't called me 1st to let me know ya comin it wont get answered

 

Ketamine gymnastics

 

Heroin shotput

See if any of them can lift it up and throw it far enough so it doesn't break their toes. Current world record 28cm.

 

Crack rock climbing

Chuck some crack over a wall and the last one to go get thiers wins.

Bit boring that actually

 

Of course not, just think of the rattling as they try their best to hold off

 

Got it!

Crack in haystack

100 crackeheads
50m tall pyramid of hay
One rock

 

Always thought a big brother/rehab show would kill it tbh.

 

my brothers gay and I have always known, each to their own.

Back in the 90s he decided he wanted to “come out”, but he decided to do so over my rugby club whilst England were playing.
he said “ I need to tell you all something, I’m gay”.
one of the guys just turned round and went “we all know, now shut the **** up and get the beers in”

instantly felt accepted and normalised and then ignored

 

Almost the same as happened with my friend .
He was as nervous as hell waiting to tell us until we said weve know for years just get your round in at the Bar .

 

Actually **** off.

Fukin sick of this **** now tbh.

If you have a vag youre a fuking girl/woman

If you have a dick... guess what? Youre a fukin man dickhead.

**** off

 

Just run it over with a steamroller and call him a ****ing pancake. Useless fat attention seeking ****.

 

**** her, id call the fat **** her and him interchangeably throughout just to wind her up

 

Them up.

I believe is the correct term.

Or they up.. Who the **** cares tbh