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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I thought you had to be married to live with a female in camel land?
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'm no answering as i wiznae mentioned!
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'm a good looking George Clooney ya cubicle ****ing virgin
     
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  4. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    We met at the Twechar singles night in the village hall. I was immediately drawn to how closed her nostrils appeared and it was a quality that I hadn't considered before when choosing a potential mate. Such a trait would be very advantageous to me considering my incredibly foul body odour had scuppered any mating attempts in the past.

    We've been together nigh on 17 years now and she's as beautiful as the day I set my eyes on her nostrils.

    A million love songs later,
    And here I am trying to tell you that I care
    A million love songs later, And here I am


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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    YAAASSS Baz! That's the kind of answer I wanted and a wee pic to **** to.
     
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  6. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    happy to oblige lol
     
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    me and my current beau, distill, argyle street feb 2016
     
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  8. Null

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    Jammy **** - she's hawt!
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  10. Stan

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    I know she's not much to look at but she puts a smile on my face.

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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Met my missus when I was 16 and she 15. She lived just along the road from me.

    Been together since then, childhood sweethearts and all that jazz.
     
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  12. Null

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    Like 'em young !
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    Did you both sing soprano in the choir?
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I did when I was young.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Awe that's lovely.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She's tall must be wearing heels.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Leader of Team Rocket
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    Was her name Patience, can she rap?
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    So that means you cheated on her with that 14 year old!!! You're ****ing AJ ya bheast!!


    Boooooooo!! Hiisssssssss!!!
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The fact that I was married at 17 kinda kills my lie about the 14 year old.
     
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