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****** The Dog said:
Barrie, how did you meet Mrs Lochrie?
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We met at the Twechar singles night in the village hall. I was immediately drawn to how closed her nostrils appeared and it was a quality that I hadn't considered before when choosing a potential mate. Such a trait would be very advantageous to me considering my incredibly foul body odour had scuppered any mating attempts in the past.

We've been together nigh on 17 years now and she's as beautiful as the day I set my eyes on her nostrils.

A million love songs later,
And here I am trying to tell you that I care
A million love songs later, And here I am

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The Prosecco Prince said:
We met at the Twechar singles night in the village hall. I was immediately drawn to how closed her nostrils appeared and it was a quality that I hadn't considered before when choosing a potential mate. Such a trait would be very advantageous to me considering my incredibly foul body odour had scuppered any mating attempts in the past.

We've been together nigh on 17 years now and she's as beautiful as the day I set my eyes on her nostrils.

A million love songs later,
And here I am trying to tell you that I care
A million love songs later, And here I am

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Awe that's lovely.
 
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