In my one man drive to diversify the threads on offer but to keep the ethnics off GC, I'd love to hear about how you met your wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. Barrie, how did you meet Mrs Lochrie? Si, was it love at first sight over the takeaway counter? Iain, how did you get together with Patience? Can she rap? Trev, why did Senga leave you? What's forecast next on the bird front? Scan, which bird are you ****ing tonight? Aldo, how many times has she had her face rebuilt? Come on guys, let's open up. Russ, Ciaran, Andy, Stuart, Toby, and everyone else join in! I met my bird at uni but, being the drop out scum bag I am, had to wait until 2007 before getting to regularly smell her soiled scuds when she's in the shower. Preferable preference for the skittery ones but I'm not too fussy.
I have no wife or girlfriend and find this thread particularly hurtful to us singletons. Damn you and your unfeeling heart Jiffy.
Trev has a good hing lined up for this weekend actually. Stay tuned Here we! Here we! Here we ****in go
Saw this in the Mail and cried at the sight of my blue balls. please log in to view this image http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ldren-says-mother-four-does-half-make-it.html
He looks like a simpleton,you'd expect the burd to let herself go after 4 kids but the opposite happened there.
They looked like this a few years before please log in to view this image **** looks like Mindy in the other pic (she's a Wid in that pic too)
Naw, she still has time to leave me Been together 9 years and our love has traversed continents, so there's a high chance this could be it guys. Obviously i'll run it by you all before doing anything rash.
Any chance we could have a not606 stag do for you? Or at least an invite to the reception, not too fussed about an invite to the wedding, they are usually boring as ****.
