We met at the Twechar singles night in the village hall. I was immediately drawn to how closed her nostrils appeared and it was a quality that I hadn't considered before when choosing a potential mate. Such a trait would be very advantageous to me considering my incredibly foul body odour had scuppered any mating attempts in the past. We've been together nigh on 17 years now and she's as beautiful as the day I set my eyes on her nostrils. A million love songs later, And here I am trying to tell you that I care A million love songs later, And here I am please log in to view this image
Met my missus when I was 16 and she 15. She lived just along the road from me. Been together since then, childhood sweethearts and all that jazz.
So that means you cheated on her with that 14 year old!!! You're ****ing AJ ya bheast!! Boooooooo!! Hiisssssssss!!!