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ScotlandFanMuir said:
Anyone ever had to use Veet before? It's cream that lassies would use to rub over their legs / minge and after you leave it for about 6 minutes go into the shower and all the hair just washes off.

The burd dared me to use it on ma pubes last night, it started to sting the sack a bit - And I can genunely say it's about 7 degrees colder today.
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It wasn't the veet that caused yours to come off, it was because you were using ****ey poundland glue to keep them on <whistle>
 
Muir, I see that you've also been using the Veet to try and get a game at left back for your local team

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a lot of the guys i was on tour with used to get veet'd up before r&r <ok>

i'm too hairy for that so just trim, if i used veet it'd look like my balls had alopecia
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh> Your balls would look like a cancer ridden Hamster ya ginger ****.....
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**** putting that **** on them. a couple of them decided to make it a man test and see who could keep it on the longest before pouring water on it to wash it off.

5 guys sat in a semi circle round two naked guys who's balls are glowing red and are screaming their heads off. not gay at all.
 
lone ranger said:
**** putting that **** on them. a couple of them decided to make it a man test and see who could keep it on the longest before pouring water on it to wash it off.

5 guys sat in a semi circle round two naked guys who's balls are glowing red and are screaming their heads off. not gay at all.
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My mate wanted to go to the hospital after his baws swelled-up. We told him to get a grip. Imagine explaining that one to some wee nurse while your balls look like something out a Sci-Fi film and you've been on a three day cocaine bender.
 
VenomPD said:
My mate wanted to go to the hospital after his baws swelled-up. We told him to get a grip. Imagine explaining that one to some wee nurse while your balls look like something out a Sci-Fi film and you've been on a three day cocaine bender.
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or you use it as an excuse to show your balls to a random, have some decent i'm an idiot but actually a great guy chat and fire into her <ok>
 
lone ranger said:
because he raped macleods wife?
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<laugh> No, because he looks exactly like Clancy Brown a.k.a The Kurgan!

The guy has many nicknames though, (his real name is Chris Butters);

Dusty, Dusty McMullet, Dusty NaeBus, Butlers, Cutlers, Cranium, General Disarray, Strummer....there are more I just can't remember them
 
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