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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Apr 22, 2010.

  1. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    very true Tina <ok>

    My baldy baws is what got me chatting to the swingers a fortnight ago!
     
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  2. VenomPD

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    Aye but yours are naturally bald from all the radiation....
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    It wasn't the veet that caused yours to come off, it was because you were using ****ey poundland glue to keep them on <whistle>
     
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  4. ScotlandFanMuir

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    To be truthful it was actually the wind that blew what was there, off <ok>
     
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  5. BolloBollo

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    Aye, **** sake Venom gonnie keep it down a bit ya ****. <ok>

    "In search of having 'hulk' like powers through gamma rays bollo bollo instead got baldy baws"
     
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  6. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

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  7. Castleger

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    Muir, I see that you've also been using the Veet to try and get a game at left back for your local team

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  8. lone ranger

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    a lot of the guys i was on tour with used to get veet'd up before r&r <ok>

    i'm too hairy for that so just trim, if i used veet it'd look like my balls had alopecia
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Your balls would look like a cancer ridden Hamster ya ginger ****.....
     
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  10. Tina shows it!
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    **** putting that **** on them. a couple of them decided to make it a man test and see who could keep it on the longest before pouring water on it to wash it off.

    5 guys sat in a semi circle round two naked guys who's balls are glowing red and are screaming their heads off. not gay at all.
     
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  12. VenomPD

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    My mate wanted to go to the hospital after his baws swelled-up. We told him to get a grip. Imagine explaining that one to some wee nurse while your balls look like something out a Sci-Fi film and you've been on a three day cocaine bender.
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    or you use it as an excuse to show your balls to a random, have some decent i'm an idiot but actually a great guy chat and fire into her <ok>
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    <laugh> How many nurses do you know who are into 6'5 sweaty coke monsters with massive glowing baws?
     
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  15. Castleger

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    Lit mee look at ur giant balls

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  16. lone ranger

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    throw enough **** at a wall, some of it will stick <ok>
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I wish I had a picture of this **** to show you. One of his many nicknames is The Kurgan or Kurgs!

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  18. lone ranger

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    because he raped macleods wife?
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    <laugh> No, because he looks exactly like Clancy Brown a.k.a The Kurgan!

    The guy has many nicknames though, (his real name is Chris Butters);

    Dusty, Dusty McMullet, Dusty NaeBus, Butlers, Cutlers, Cranium, General Disarray, Strummer....there are more I just can't remember them
     
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  20. RDW1

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    I Immaced when in Ibiza about 12 years ago.
    Is that the same stuff?
    Wasn't too bad at the time, but itches like **** when it's growing back. <laugh>
     
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