Watching BBC news this morning some half wits are even buying VD presents for their pets as there is now a market for them. Bet the same odd bods are shagging them as welll
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Much more romantic than raw’sRoses are red
The grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Aye like buying them a new ironing board at Christmas or the latest steam iron on their birthday. Even spontaneous none event gifts of cleaning products as a surprise.
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mind.
Washing up gloves or a new vacuum cleaner?
I repair the vacuum as their expensive.
which one did she get you or did she get you bothWashing up gloves or a new vacuum cleaner?


Didn't get any cards but the postman delivered my Coventry away tickets![]()