Off Topic Valentines Day

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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Looking for a bit of advice...
    What's the best number of Roses to give the wife for Valentine's Day? -
    6? 12? 24?

    Or the whole tin?
     
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  2. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Baffling mate baffling <laugh>
     
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  3. The Berk

    The Berk Well-Known Member

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    Give her ya last Rolo then bend her ower.
    Roses are red
    Bend right ower
    Am gonna give ya love
    Ya hacky hower
     
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  4. farnboromackem

    farnboromackem Well-Known Member

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    Made me chuckle<laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    The secret is to give the Mrs a rose the day before valentines day.

    Did it one year by mistake (got the dates mixed up) when she said "valentines day is tomorrow" i quickly replied "you're so special to me that you shouldn't have to share a day with anyone else".

    Best thing i could have ever done. Not only got the leg over but know i'm not allowed to buy here anything for valentines day :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  6. Wor Giacchi

    Wor Giacchi Active Member

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    Depends how you spend your ££.. I've just had two sets of reet sexy underwear delivered - not for myself! I'm hoping to get good value for money <cool> Valentines is a great excuse <devil><laugh>
     
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  7. Comfy

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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I’ve got a poem that never fails to get me into a girls underwear on Valentine’s Day.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve got a knife
    Now get in the van
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Think i have changed for newer models, more times than changing cars............<laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Miserable buggers the lot of you! <laugh>

    Not one of you has caught on that when your lass says "no" what she actually means is "yes" :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  11. Ozzymac

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    Unless she's in bed. Then no categorically means "**** of you drunk bastard i'm sleeping"
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    Some girls like silk,
    Others like lace,
    I'm going to pin you down,
    And Fart in your face.
     
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  13. rooch 3

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    Oooo! Nice that should get them flocking <laugh>
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl: All part of my irresistible charm..
     
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  15. Owld Feller

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    I'd forgotten all about it until my other half phoned me and wished me "Happy Valentines Day".

    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  16. Sunderpitt

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    O is it Valentine's day...been married too long to bother with ... not sure if we actually like each other anymore anyhow...
     
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  17. Nig

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    Aye like buying them a new ironing board at Christmas or the latest steam iron on their birthday. Even spontaneous none event gifts of cleaning products as a surprise.
    ;)
     
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  18. Guinness Guzzler

    Guinness Guzzler Well-Known Member

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    Hate valentines day, me. When you're single it's just annoying seeing all these people going on about how happy they are (was especially depressing at school age). When you're in a relationship they expect bloody presents. I'm having to buy presents this year, think I prefer being single! Crap day all round, an obvious money spinner but you still get wrong if you don't play along with it
     
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  19. Nig

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    Roses are red
    The grass is green
    Open your legs
    And I'll fill you with cream
     
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  20. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Roses are stupid
    Violets are silly
    Grease up yer flaps
    Cos here comes me willy
     
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