Looking for a bit of advice... What's the best number of Roses to give the wife for Valentine's Day? - 6? 12? 24? Or the whole tin?
Give her ya last Rolo then bend her ower. Roses are red Bend right ower Am gonna give ya love Ya hacky hower
The secret is to give the Mrs a rose the day before valentines day. Did it one year by mistake (got the dates mixed up) when she said "valentines day is tomorrow" i quickly replied "you're so special to me that you shouldn't have to share a day with anyone else". Best thing i could have ever done. Not only got the leg over but know i'm not allowed to buy here anything for valentines day
Depends how you spend your ££.. I've just had two sets of reet sexy underwear delivered - not for myself! I'm hoping to get good value for money Valentines is a great excuse
I’ve got a poem that never fails to get me into a girls underwear on Valentine’s Day. Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got a knife Now get in the van
Miserable buggers the lot of you! Not one of you has caught on that when your lass says "no" what she actually means is "yes"
O is it Valentine's day...been married too long to bother with ... not sure if we actually like each other anymore anyhow...
Aye like buying them a new ironing board at Christmas or the latest steam iron on their birthday. Even spontaneous none event gifts of cleaning products as a surprise.
Hate valentines day, me. When you're single it's just annoying seeing all these people going on about how happy they are (was especially depressing at school age). When you're in a relationship they expect bloody presents. I'm having to buy presents this year, think I prefer being single! Crap day all round, an obvious money spinner but you still get wrong if you don't play along with it