Off Topic Valentines Day

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farnboromackem said:
Different for me. I met my beautiful wife 20 years ago on Valentine's night **** faced in a pub in Aldershot. She had blue shoes on (the suede type) so I done my best impression, dance and all, to a rendition of a famous Elvis song. She's still with me and feck knows why:emoticon-0115-inlov

So I have to celebrate it..:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
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Baffling mate baffling <laugh>
 
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The secret is to give the Mrs a rose the day before valentines day.

Did it one year by mistake (got the dates mixed up) when she said "valentines day is tomorrow" i quickly replied "you're so special to me that you shouldn't have to share a day with anyone else".

Best thing i could have ever done. Not only got the leg over but know i'm not allowed to buy here anything for valentines day :1980_boogie_down:
 
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Bank of England 2 said:
Massive waste of money. Designed to help the floral, confectionery and greeting cards businesses.

If you want to show your love for someone, you've got 365 days a year (366 this year!) to do it.
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Depends how you spend your ££.. I've just had two sets of reet sexy underwear delivered - not for myself! I'm hoping to get good value for money <cool> Valentines is a great excuse <devil><laugh>
 
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The Berk said:
Give her ya last Rolo then bend her ower.
Roses are red
Bend right ower
Am gonna give ya love
Ya hacky hower
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I’ve got a poem that never fails to get me into a girls underwear on Valentine’s Day.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a knife
Now get in the van
 
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cumbrianmackem said:
We've been married 50 years in December and never done Valentine's Day, so never been conned into that one.
As it's been said there's plenty other days to show your other half you love them.
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Aye like buying them a new ironing board at Christmas or the latest steam iron on their birthday. Even spontaneous none event gifts of cleaning products as a surprise.
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Hate valentines day, me. When you're single it's just annoying seeing all these people going on about how happy they are (was especially depressing at school age). When you're in a relationship they expect bloody presents. I'm having to buy presents this year, think I prefer being single! Crap day all round, an obvious money spinner but you still get wrong if you don't play along with it
 
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