Usain Bolt to Utd

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Constcrepe

Constcrepe

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Definitely, without a doubt.

I've never seen any YouTube videos of his skills, but he must have at least a 50% chance of being a better finisher than Suarez, right?

And he's waaaay faster, and is a much bigger aerial threat. It's a no-brainer really. <ok>
 
Is he actually any good at football, or is he just being a douche bag?!
 
All well and good being fast, but if his ball control is **** then his speed is going to come with no use whatsoever...
 
Drogs said:
All well and good being fast, but if his ball control is **** then his speed is going to come with no use whatsoever...
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And everyone thinks they can play football, like alot of people on here i play football and think im decent but playing with pros is a completly different thing, he's just talking nonsense by the looks of it.
 
Style said:
And everyone thinks they can play football, like alot of people on here i play football and think im decent but playing with pros is a completly different thing, he's just talking nonsense by the looks of it.
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You'd sell a few shirts though <laugh>
 
Bolt should stick to his running, for some reason these fast people think its all good if they cant play as noone can catch them.. which is not the case. I reckon let him challenge Vidic for a few headers and see how he likes that <laugh> I reckon he'd be thinking twice after that.
 
I would rather Sadam Hussein play for us, if it wasn't for them bastard CIA he might have!!
 
Usain Bolt is probably the top sportsman on the planet (at the moment). If I was in Man U PR I would give him a Directors Box and freedom to play in the next Friendly - purely for commercial purposes of course!
 
PGFWhite said:
Usain Bolt is probably the top sportsman on the planet (at the moment). If I was in Man U PR I would give him a Directors Box and freedom to play in the next Friendly - purely for commercial purposes of course!
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You'll give the Glazerscum ideas....shhhh....
 
I know he's got a crazy natural talent...

But Bolt always comes across as a narcissistic immature arsehole, doesn't he?

Would not like to be in a room with him - seems like the guy that's always checking his reflection, hair, talking about himself, craving attention etc.
 
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