Sounds like Ronaldo, Suarez, Balotelli, Torres, Ronaldinho, Drogba, Ibrahimovic et al. Ego and narcissism seems almost a prerequisite for footballers nowadays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPcmyw2Izw Not the worst skills ever, maybe could play for Stoke where ball control isn't too high up the list of required skills.
Boris Becker used to often feature in Bayern Munich testimonaials - it's quite a nice idea to have Bolt on the field if it's only for 10 muinutes or so - fun is what testimonials should all be about anyway. On a spearate subject - here's a player without a contract who will suit Liverpool's new politics and ethos beautifully http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http:...QQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNHaVEMo-Cod4bMjuY81-TcONSWYfw
