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Usain Bolt to Utd

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  1. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Usain Bolt is to be given his Manchester United chance after SAF reveals he will be asked to play against Real Madrid. SAF said:

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...d-chance-Sir-Alex-Ferguson.html#ixzz25axco1xP

    Given the situation at Liverpool, could they not use him despite him being a huge Utd fan? <laugh>
     
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  2. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    Definitely, without a doubt.

    I've never seen any YouTube videos of his skills, but he must have at least a 50% chance of being a better finisher than Suarez, right?

    And he's waaaay faster, and is a much bigger aerial threat. It's a no-brainer really. <ok>
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Is he actually any good at football, or is he just being a douche bag?!
     
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  4. seanDCFC

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    He's crap at football
     
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  5. Drogs

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    All well and good being fast, but if his ball control is **** then his speed is going to come with no use whatsoever...
     
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  6. irdan

    irdan Well-Known Member

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    Like Walcott?
     
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  7. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    And everyone thinks they can play football, like alot of people on here i play football and think im decent but playing with pros is a completly different thing, he's just talking nonsense by the looks of it.
     
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  8. Drogs

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    You'd sell a few shirts though <laugh>
     
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  9. BringBackfootie

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    Bolt should stick to his running, for some reason these fast people think its all good if they cant play as noone can catch them.. which is not the case. I reckon let him challenge Vidic for a few headers and see how he likes that <laugh> I reckon he'd be thinking twice after that.
     
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  10. BringBackfootie

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    More Liverpool related stuff I notice. Nice to come here to see how pathetic ye still are, Mods n all.
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Dippers! <laugh>
     
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  12. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Surely you mean you cant wait to watch the highlights in slow mo so you can actually see him <ok>
     
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  13. SAMOC

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    I would rather Sadam Hussein play for us, if it wasn't for them bastard CIA he might have!!
     
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  14. PGFWhite

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    Usain Bolt is probably the top sportsman on the planet (at the moment). If I was in Man U PR I would give him a Directors Box and freedom to play in the next Friendly - purely for commercial purposes of course!
     
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  15. One of the lads

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    You'll give the Glazerscum ideas....shhhh....
     
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  16. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    The Glazers probably already did that, say what you will about the debt, but they know how to market a business.
     
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  17. Constcrepe

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    And you didn't disappoint!!
     
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  18. Sir Tennisball

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    Maybe you should change your home page to something else then, instead of the United forum?
     
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  19. Master Yoda

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    I know he's got a crazy natural talent...

    But Bolt always comes across as a narcissistic immature arsehole, doesn't he?

    Would not like to be in a room with him - seems like the guy that's always checking his reflection, hair, talking about himself, craving attention etc.
     
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  20. One of the lads

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