Lillestrom defender Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen has been criticised after placing his genitals inside the Norwegian Cup. Yet there was no response when the Goons put a bell end in the FA Cup please log in to view this image
So here's Four Four Two's rankings of the remaining CL sides... 16. Basel 15. Besiktas 14. Shakhtar 13. Porto 12. Sevilla 11. Roma 10. Juventus 9. Chavs 8. Spurs 7. Manchester United 6. Liverpool 5. Bayern 4. Barca 3. PSG 2. Los Ladrones do Madrid 1. The Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan team Let the draw-rigging commence!
None of the seeded teams for the group stage of the Champions League actually won their group this year. Four of the winners were from Pot 2 and the other four were from Pot 3. Five of the seeds finished 2nd, one finished 3rd and the other two were bottom of their groups.
Here is what UEFA think : https://kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method5/trank2018.html 1 Real Madrid 2 FC Barcelona 3 Bayern München 4 Juventus 5 Paris Saint-Germain 6 Sevilla 7 The Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan team 8 FC Porto 9 Manchester United 10 Chelsea 11 Shakhtar Donetsk 12 FC Basel 13 Tottenham Hotspur 14 Besiktas 15 AS Roma 16 Liverpool
Meanwhile, in the Eredivisie, Roda JC goalkeeper Hidde Jurjus had to help shovel snow on the pitch - during the match
CL KO stages : Juventus v Tottenham Basel v Manchester City Porto v Liverpool Sevilla v Manchester United Real Madrid v Paris St-Germain Shakhtar Donetsk v Roma Chelsea v Barcelona Bayern Munich v Besiktas Justice for Chelsky. Lucky the PL others. Juventus : get Crudeli ready !!! < ooh pericolo >
Of course, as last Thursday's Standard helpfully pointed out, it's not a vintage Juventus side so the papers can carry on failing to give us a scrap of credit