Troll a Stranger
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You're way too funny for me Cowboy, I'm going to stop ruining the troll thread now.
(EDIT: I'm a miserable ****)
Why don't you **** off back to your hovel and die you miserable excuse of a human being.
I live in quite a nice flat actually, and I have no intention of dying
Whereas you live in Wales...Enough said...
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb
I am only joking really, I have no idea who in particular I am referring to or what age they allegedly were <cantarrestmenow>
I was talking to some girl from Malahide in Dublin, she is majoring in 'textile and design' or something like that but will probably have to move to London for work. Her Da is going to move to London too as he hasn't worked for two years. We spent the last 15 minutes talking about Irish emigration. I was going to wind her up 'till she told me she was Irish and I didn't have the heart.
Ps. Her sister got her drink robbed from her tent at oxygen and the tent set on fire. Apparently it has turned into a 'knackerfest'.
MalteseMick:872304 said:Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb
I am only joking really, I have no idea who in particular I am referring to or what age they allegedly were <cantarrestmenow>
Hahaha <i'mkeepingmyeyeonyou>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: hii
Stranger: asl??
You: 22 m uk n u ?
Stranger: 15 f canada
You: cool , what part ? french or british
Stranger: british
You: nice .......you smoke bc bud ?
Stranger: nopee
You: good i hate drug abusers
Stranger: haha i dont do any drugs
You: make sure and keep it that way .....hows your day been
Stranger: tiering i just got home from camping how has ur day been?
Stranger: ?
You: its been ok ..my dog died :-(
Stranger: awww
Stranger: im sorry about that
You: its cool .. he was old plus i have his pup still
Stranger: ohh ok what kind of dog?
You: rottweiler ... he was in the car with my uncle and my uncle crashed he died too meh
Stranger: ohh im sorry about that
You: dont be ...if he didnt crash squiggles would still be here
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: i mean its my uncles fault ... if hadnt drank a bottle of vodka my dog would still be alive
Stranger: aww that sucks im probably not the best person to talk 2
Stranger: brb
Stranger: u can wait if u want u dont have 2
You: its ok ill wait the tablets and the alcohol mix are making me calm and kinda sleepy
You: hellllllllllllllllo anybooooooody there
i scared this poor **** off
i scared this poor **** off
It's ****ing addictive but I can't hold my bottle right through and start feeling like a creep
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings fellow gentleman
You: how do you know i'm a guy?
Stranger: my legendary insight
Stranger: tells me a lot of things
You: Damn you're good
Stranger: I know right
You: tell me about me. Use this insight
Stranger: there's a limit to what a legendary insight can do, y'a know
You: come on, give it a go. I'm guessing you're 20-30, live in the US, and come on here for pictures of girls with their tits out
Stranger: out of hmm 3 guesses you have one right
Stranger: I'll let you guess which one
You: third one
Stranger: no
Stranger: try again
You: a man of decency are you?
Stranger: why did you stop playing !
Stranger: but yes I would consider my self as decent
You: you're from the US
Stranger: no
You: Obviously, you're 20-30 then
Stranger: indeed !
Stranger: how did you make the assumption I was seeking picture of female breasts though
Stranger: I'm quite curious
Stranger: pictures*
You: I ain't giving you pictures. I'm not a girl
Stranger: pointless comment
Stranger: you didn't answer my question
You: Because every time i come on here, the first question involves "are you a girl with pictures?"
Stranger: If I remember correctly I stared with (and I quote) "Greetings fellow gentleman"
Stranger: =/
Stranger: started*
You: I stand corrected
Stranger: I forgive you for your mistake
Stranger: it's easy to get confused
Stranger: with this many hrrm young people
Stranger: they're like rats, it's as if they're multiplying
You: Quick question, are you from the UK, i have a horrible feeling that i may know you.
Stranger: no I'm far from there actually
Stranger: glad to know someone's like me
You: It's the writing style. I'm gonna be honest. I've been sent to this site with the mission of spamming and trolling it. It's a contest me and some others have going on. I thought you might be one of them, and that we'd accidentally ended up on the same chat
Stranger: ah yeah
Stranger: I enjoyed trolling people one year ago
You: I have to ask you to click disconnect, i think this lengthy conversation may be long enough for the longest chat compo i've got going. Thanks for talking, you've been a sterling sport.
Stranger: good luck trolling
Stranger: may the force be with you
You: and you too, my young padawan
Stranger: I'm already a jedi knight but I'll overlook this one !
You: Goodbye
Stranger: see ya
You have disconnected.
What a nice person. Weirdly, twas i who disconnected
i think omegle has more of us on it than here mick will end up baning this thread Hash stop grooming teenagers
its hardly grooming
great chat up my uncle and dog died and im overdosing 
I'm **** at this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: i'm f 23 from denmark
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 23 m turkey
You: great
Stranger:
You: have you ever worn a cumpkin?
Stranger: no
You: would you like to?
Stranger: yeah
You: great. do you know how to make one?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you know
You: you take a pumpkin...
You: make a jack-o-lantern..
You: ...get 5 men to cum in it and put it on your head.
Stranger: great
You: do you know 5 men who are up for it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have better idea
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: what?
Stranger: you give me your pussy
Stranger: i will **** it 5 times and cum into it
Stranger: and the you wear it
You: I will. But only after you've put on the cumpkin
Stranger: ok
You: send me a pic when you have the cumpkin on your head
Stranger: i will
Stranger: to be honest i want a sex cam if you interesting
Stranger: because i'm so horny
You: i'm unable to put the cam on at the moment because of my terrible skin complaint
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you know what
You: i also have terrible weeping sores
Stranger: when a man try to be a silly girl everyone can see that believe me
You: i don't know what you mean
Stranger: good
Stranger: i think you need some weed to understand
You: i don't do weed
You: not after the Bangkok experience
Stranger: you was in hang over eps.2
Stranger: hahaha
You: what?
Stranger: nothing Bangkok girl
You: ok
Stranger: what you looking for
Stranger: ?
You: have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we don't enter prison
You: that's not what i've heard
You: an ex-boyfriend, Big Ron, had a nasty experience there
Stranger: ohhh he is not lucky
Stranger: my family is mafia we don't enter prison girl
You: really? Big Ron was smuggling some top notch Polish sausage when he was caught.
Stranger: and i think your ex turkish **** him till he die
You: We are looking to set up a new supply route.
You: Maybe your mafia connections will come in handy.
Stranger: you are funny
Stranger: i think someone told you that before
You: no. i'm very serious.
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: are you crazy girl
You: If you're interested go to site not606.com
You: The code phrase is 'Huth felches badgers'.
Stranger: do you think i talk to someone stranger about that
You: Only the inner circle know what this phrase means.
You: are you up for this sausage caper or not?
Stranger: i told you before you are funny
Stranger: but i'm not in laughing mood now
You: why not?
Stranger: because i feel boring
Stranger: that what make me come here
You: i see
Stranger: you want talk about something serious ?
You: not really. i have to feed my pet chaffinches b4 i go to bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Luke, i am your father
Stranger: you can't be my father. you're infertile.
You: is this toby? i'm sick of arguing with you you parasite
Stranger: no, not toby. i'm luke. your 'son'.. remember?
You: Toby, i swear, i'm gonna come in there and cut your balls off
Stranger: i'm not toby. i'm luke. and besides cutting my balls of, won't mean you'll grow a pair
You: I mean it Toby. Final warning, or i'm gonna grab the strimmer.
Stranger: who the **** is toby?
You: If you don't disconnect in the next 5 seconds, i will hunt you down, and i'm warning you, i'm better at hunting people down than Chuck Norris. I am Darth Vader, Hear me Roar!
You: Don't play dumb with me Toby, i will get you
Stranger: meh, 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: come for me, father.
You: I'm not your dad toby. You said you were six years older than me. I'm gonna shove that degree up your arse, light a match, and watch you burn, like a candle at hannukkah
Stranger: i am not toby.
Stranger: toby is not me
Stranger: toby toby toby toby toby toby toby toby is not real
You: Don't play games Toby. This isn't not606, this is life and death. I know where you are. I will **** in my hand and throw it at you.
Stranger: you're a nutcase. i am NOT toby. give up the game, father.
You: This is no game. I have traces this IP address, and i know it's you toby. This is MI5 officer Logan Pennyfeather, and i have a fix on your location. Surrender now, or we will use force. My advice. Disconnect this site, or we will narrow the search radius further
You: Trced. I suck at fast typing Toby
You: Traced, Toby
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: my father, and MI5 agent.. oh my, you make me.. soo proud!
Stranger: so where do i live father?
You: I'm not kidding. I can't divulge case details to you, you are not authorised to view those files. All i need is two more minutes for an accurate fix, so you'd better start running Toby. We know of your links to Al-Qaeda.
Stranger: haha, good joke
You: Times up Toby. Prepare for a visit any time soon. Armed guards will hand you over to Israeli intelligence. I hear they weren't so pleased about you planning that attack on the Bus in jerusalem. We always feared that Al-Qaeda and Hamas would join forces.
Stranger: cool. i'm waiting.
You have disconnected.
Hey Toby, i'm making you an internet celebrity.
