Troll a Stranger

[Toby]

List me all your grades and qualifications then. Then we'll see who's stupid

I've got a French Baccalaureat and a degree in Computer Science and AI.

You're 20 years old you spastic muppet

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I'm bored of all these ****tard newbies and the gay jokes, wasn't funny 6 months ago and it still isn't now

I'm hardly a newbie. I've been on here a few months. Would have been longer, but i was on 606 until the end.

Don't mind Toby mate, he's a bit of a grump.

 

[Kyle?]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: horny girl?



You: luke, i am your father


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

,

 

[Mick]

anyone actually found themselves using this service for deep and meaningful conversations with strangers now?

 

[Lucaaas]

First time and I get some **** on the wind up too

Gutted.

 

[Toby]

anyone actually found themselves using this service for deep and meaningful conversations with strangers now?

Mick have you been making new friends?

 

[Kyle?]

I've got a French Baccalaureat and a degree in Computer Science and AI.

You're 20 years old you spastic muppet

Why don't you use your baccalaureat and degree then? Rather than sitting on here all day? Just because i'm 20 doesn't make me a spastic.

 

[Mick]

Mick have you been making new friends?

Was talking to a 15 year old gaeilge speaking, single mother from Cork who I was convinced was hash but got a bit scared when she offered to send me pics.

 

[Kyle?]

anyone actually found themselves using this service for deep and meaningful conversations with strangers now?

I can't be deep and meaningful with people i don't know. For all you know, it could be an 80 yr old transvestite on the other end.

 

[Hash.]

i have added loads to my fake facebook

 

[Toby]

Why don't you use your baccalaureat and degree then? Rather than sitting on here all day? Just because i'm 20 doesn't make me a spastic.

I'll explain things to you because you're pretty slow...

You were trying to best me in qualifications, I'm 6 years older than you

Guess what you do with a degree in Computer Science? You spend a lot of time on computers, which is why I'm on here a lot.

Anything else you need help with?

 

[Hash.]

Was talking to a 15 year old gaeilge speaking, single mother from Cork who I was convinced was hash but got a bit scared when she offered to send me pics.

it wasnt me it was the mrs

 

[Toby]

Was talking to a 15 year old gaeilge speaking, single mother from Cork who I was convinced was hash but got a bit scared when she offered to send me pics.

Probably was hash, he loves sending pics to people <they'reprettygross>

 

[Kyle?]

I'll explain things to you because you're pretty slow...

You were trying to best me in qualifications, I'm 6 years older than you

Guess what you do with a degree in Computer Science? You spend a lot of time on computers, which is why I'm on here a lot.

Anything else you need help with?

Surely you could be doing something meaningful with computers, such as upgrading the NHS computer system, or monitoring our national security, rather than arguing with sports fans. I'm not insulting your career, congratulations on the degree, good to see some in britain still aim for advanced qualifications, but surely you could use your "skills" for better reasons.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Mick have you been making new friends?

Was talking to a 15 year old gaeilge speaking, single mother from Cork who I was convinced was hash but got a bit scared when she offered to send me pics.

What is it with you and 15 year olds Mick? Pediatrician!

 

[Toby]

Surely you could be doing something meaningful with computers, such as upgrading the NHS computer system, or monitoring our national security, rather than arguing with sports fans. I'm not insulting your career, congratulations on the degree, good to see some in britain still aim for advanced qualifications, but surely you could use your "skills" for better reasons.

Did you know you can open more than one window at a time?

Do you want to check my posting times to see how much I post on here?

Cowboy you're a dumb little prick, what do you contribute to society?

 

[gotcoffee]

anyone actually found themselves using this service for deep and meaningful conversations with strangers now?

yep .. below ..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi

Stranger: hi, you a female

You: sorry friend I'm a male .. and you?

Stranger: Yep male too

You: ok, errm .. where you from?

Stranger: I'm in Richardson, Texas and you

You: I'm in London, England .. do you ever see that Bear Grylls on Discovery over there?

Stranger: Yeah I've seen that an explorer guy from the UK

You: That's him .. to survive he likes to eat animal **** and drink his own piss .. you into any of that type of thing?

Stranger: hahaha no man

You: Oh .. hope I didn't offend you

Stranger: Not at all, I have my own things I like to do

You: Like what?

Stranger: I like to pay for kinky sex we have great prostitues around here

You: I like kinky as well, apart from the ****/piss thing I like to ride bicycles nude past old peoples homes gives me the horn

Stranger: Oh, I like to just do anal and stuf

You: WTF .. anal .. you ******, are you ****ing sick, up the arse, **** .. that's the worst thing I've ever heard .. you're one sick man .. piss and **** and doing a nudey on a bike is one thing but that .. jesus .. have you got an email address?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Americans are way to easy .. and this is really addictive ..

 

[Hash.]

What is it with you and 15 year olds Mick? Pediatrician!

you spelt *****phile wrong lick arse

 

[Mick]

Can people stop trolling on the troll thread.

 

[Kyle?]

Did you know you can open more than one window at a time?

Do you want to check my posting times to see how much I post on here?

Cowboy i'm a dumb little prick, what do i contribute to society?

You said it.