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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 31, Female, Turkmenistan
Stranger: m 15 argentina here
You: COPA AMERICA.... HAHA, YOUR TEAM IS ****
Stranger: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
My first go



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: i like sex with spastics

Stranger: lol

You: do you have any legs?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: hi m 31 uk

Stranger: 20 f swede

You: blonde gorgeous?

Stranger: yes

You: damn i hate that sort

Stranger: really

Stranger: to bad for me

You: ya rly

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Fail
 
Stranger: Hi...

You: Hi

Stranger: M of F

Stranger: ?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: M.

You: cool

You: wheres about

Stranger: Where are U from ?

You: Scotland

You: u?

Stranger: INdonesia

You: Oh cool, maybe you could help me with something

Stranger: Ok, Never mind .

Stranger: What do U want ?

You: A knock off Arsenal top, you know...one that doesn't cost £40, a copy of transformers 3 on blue ray, as you little guys can make knock offs so much cheaper than I can.......and a sweet and sour pork
 
Stranger: Hi m/f
You: m, you
Stranger: all lady
You: better than half lady, never doing that again.
Stranger: lol youre funny, what's your namr
You: Harry Potter
Stranger: Really or pretending
You: No really, that tw*t Rowling stole one of my year 6 homework stories and made billions from it.
Stranger: lol awww shame I really like the other Harry Potter
You: Why not the real one? (me)
Stranger: becase you don't have a magic wand
You: who says I don't ***wink
Stranger: lol Harry's so cute though, especialyl in the first film and his wand really is magical, the things I'd let him do to me with that wand
You: Kinky!
Stranger: ya ha
You: Little bit ***** though if you like him in the first film
Stranger: I'm 12 so not really
You have disconnected.
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****ing hell, I nearly walked right into that.
 
I got bored of this because the ****er just would not leave.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: y?

You: i have a sore ass

You: too much anal

Stranger: m or female

You: f

You: my bf was too rough

Stranger: why?

Stranger: wat happen?

You: i forgot the safety word

Stranger: oh god :D

Stranger: okiE where r u from?

You: glasgow

You: u

Stranger: india

Stranger: oki shall we talk something makes yu nd me hotttttttttt

You: ok

Stranger: wat yu say?

You: how about we talk about sharks

You: they make me so wet

Stranger: omg :P is it sooooo

Stranger: do yu wear bra?

You: no i like the freedom

Stranger: yea tat/s gr8

You: i like nothing better than a good anal shafting

Stranger: wat ll be ma cock size ? any guess

You: anything less than 7 inches is useless

Stranger: hahaa mine s 6.5 :D

You: i can make allowances

Stranger: it'll be pinky

Stranger: hehee fyn :) ...

Stranger: so ve yu done sex before?

You: a million times

You: i have an ass like a wizards sleeve

You: whats your name

Stranger: woww

Stranger: sathz

You: I'm Toby

You: i live over on a forum called not606 where I like to rim a lady called Tina

Stranger: oh fyn ...whso s tina?

You: some scrubber with a crusty fanny

Stranger: okiE ....i got it

You: so how to you feel about women who used to be men

Stranger: nothin bad becoz i'm a women :D

Stranger: byee

You: i am almost a woman

Stranger: haaha

You: one more op and I will be Toni

Stranger: no way

Stranger: baby

You: i might become a lesbian when I am a woman

Stranger: oki do yu ve fb account?

You: yes

Stranger: send yu link

You: no because its for my male persona but i need to create one for my female persona

Stranger: oki create baby

You: cant until i am woman 100%

You: i still have a beard

Stranger: oh fyn

You: so is India as ****ty a country as it looks

You: i hate smelly indians

Stranger: oh bt not eveywhere

You: all indians are smelly terrorists

Stranger: no way man ....only few r like tat

You: you all blow up innocent people you are scum

Stranger: oh fynnn ....

You: youre smelly

Stranger: smelly means?

You: you smell like ****

Stranger: den wat abt you ?

You: i smell like roses

You: bored now

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hey there, how are you?

Stranger: horny 22/f u?

You: 19/m

Stranger: wanna play?

You: Sure, I'm a little on EDGE though

Stranger: whys tat?

You: I need someone to play with my swordmadeofhash

Stranger: i can do tat!!

You: Oh yeah! Can you oppress me like Kim Jong Il?

You: Sorry, that's maybe a little StereoTypist of me...

Stranger: hehe i can do whateva u want....

You: Ah a little of the DevAdvocate in you it seems :)

Stranger: oh i like to play ;)

You: Will you call me Barrie?

Stranger: sure hun

You: I'm a Celtic fan, let's get that clear...

Stranger: lol ok

You: Not a hun

Stranger: wat do u look like?

You: Girvan Loyal

Stranger: huh?

You: Never mind, do you want to feel my VenomPD?

Stranger: now were getn sumwhere hehe...i would love to feel you...

You: That is sooooo not606

Stranger: .....inside me.....

Stranger: ...r u there? u dont seem to interested

You: Well, that's Russ Provan for you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Damn.
 
First ever attempt.....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: 15 f sweden

You: u

Stranger: 15 male uk

You: ah kl

You: i'm into some crazy stuff

Stranger: so how are you xoxo

Stranger: same

You: oh i'm top notch, thanks

Stranger: wat kinda crazy stuff

You: i like to pee on things, then play with my nipples

Stranger: nice

Stranger: want me to play with ur nipples

You: tell me what stuff you're into

You: then i'll tell you more of mine!!

Stranger: u

You: ha ha

Stranger: wat kind of stuff babe

You: i like to poo in full view of people

You: especially people in uniform

Stranger: haha lol

You: i once poo'd on my feet, my, that was hot!!!

Stranger: want to do two girls one cup wiv me but with a girl and a boy

You: i'm not gay, you disgusting prevert!
 
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