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Troll a Stranger

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Roquefort Junior

    Roquefort Junior Member

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    Stranger: Hi
    You: Hello
    Stranger: Knock knock
    You: Who's there?
    Stranger: Disco
    You: Disco who...
    Stranger: Disco nnected!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Owned...
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Owned indeed
     
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  3. Roquefort Junior

    Roquefort Junior Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 31, Female, Turkmenistan
    Stranger: m 15 argentina here
    You: COPA AMERICA.... HAHA, YOUR TEAM IS ****
    Stranger: **** you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  4. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    My first go



    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: hi

    Stranger: m/f

    You: i like sex with spastics

    Stranger: lol

    You: do you have any legs?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  5. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: asl?

    You: hi m 31 uk

    Stranger: 20 f swede

    You: blonde gorgeous?

    Stranger: yes

    You: damn i hate that sort

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: to bad for me

    You: ya rly

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Fail
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. xuquan

    xuquan New Member

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    I think there's a completely different on the net verb for this sort of thing.
     
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  8. Aberdeenarsenal

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    Stranger: Hi...

    You: Hi

    Stranger: M of F

    Stranger: ?

    You: f

    You: u?

    Stranger: M.

    You: cool

    You: wheres about

    Stranger: Where are U from ?

    You: Scotland

    You: u?

    Stranger: INdonesia

    You: Oh cool, maybe you could help me with something

    Stranger: Ok, Never mind .

    Stranger: What do U want ?

    You: A knock off Arsenal top, you know...one that doesn't cost £40, a copy of transformers 3 on blue ray, as you little guys can make knock offs so much cheaper than I can.......and a sweet and sour pork
     
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  9. HackerJack

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    ****ing hell, I nearly walked right into that.
     
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  10. Aberdeenarsenal

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    The weird thing is, she would have be 3? when the first film came out.
     
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  11. Aberdeenarsenal

    Aberdeenarsenal Member

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  12. HackerJack

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    Hey Barbarella was 11 years before I was born, I would still do anything for that version of Jane Fonda.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Bump

    This was a fun thread so I thought I would bump it
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    I got bored of this because the ****er just would not leave.

     
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  15. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    You had no ****ing right to do so. <grr>
     
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  16. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Damn.
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    B-Felcher <laugh>
     
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  18. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed Member

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    Quality
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    haha!
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    First ever attempt.....

    Talk to strangers!
    15,454 strangers online

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi asl

    You: 15 f sweden

    You: u

    Stranger: 15 male uk

    You: ah kl

    You: i'm into some crazy stuff

    Stranger: so how are you xoxo

    Stranger: same

    You: oh i'm top notch, thanks

    Stranger: wat kinda crazy stuff

    You: i like to pee on things, then play with my nipples

    Stranger: nice

    Stranger: want me to play with ur nipples

    You: tell me what stuff you're into

    You: then i'll tell you more of mine!!

    Stranger: u

    You: ha ha

    Stranger: wat kind of stuff babe

    You: i like to poo in full view of people

    You: especially people in uniform

    Stranger: haha lol

    You: i once poo'd on my feet, my, that was hot!!!

    Stranger: want to do two girls one cup wiv me but with a girl and a boy

    You: i'm not gay, you disgusting prevert!
     
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