I am increasingly worried that our transfer policy is 'they'll see how good our first offer was and become desperate to sell'Liverpool Intensify Efforts
Liverpool FC's hopes have recently been boosted in their attempts to sign absolutely nobody this transfer window.
A press release today has confirmed that the entire scouting team has been given mandatory annual leave until the end of September.
"We are delighted to announce that the scouting team have been given an extended holiday, unpaid of course. Our concerns of the scouts actually trying to convince us to sign someone will thankfully now not occur."
This follows news from last week that Michael Edwards has been promised an incentive bonus of £159.23 or his body-weight worth of Wagon Wheels should he help FSG not sign anyone. "It was a bit mean snitching on Kloppo to Southampton, but FSG are quite adamant that they really don't want to spend any money."
Our sources indicate it is the latter Edwards is pining for.
Wouldn't be surprised if the committee had all gone on their jollies.
