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Liverpool Intensify Efforts
Liverpool FC's hopes have recently been boosted in their attempts to sign absolutely nobody this transfer window.
A press release today has confirmed that the entire scouting team has been given mandatory annual leave until the end of September.
"We are delighted to announce that the scouting team have been given an extended holiday, unpaid of course. Our concerns of the scouts actually trying to convince us to sign someone will thankfully now not occur."

This follows news from last week that Michael Edwards has been promised an incentive bonus of £159.23 or his body-weight worth of Wagon Wheels should he help FSG not sign anyone. "It was a bit mean snitching on Kloppo to Southampton, but FSG are quite adamant that they really don't want to spend any money."
Our sources indicate it is the latter Edwards is pining for.
I am increasingly worried that our transfer policy is 'they'll see how good our first offer was and become desperate to sell'

Wouldn't be surprised if the committee had all gone on their jollies.
 
Show me signs of life in our transfer window then.

All our targets seem to be dead in the water

The window isn't officially open. Our staff will be working on targets behind the media nonsense. Salah is pretty much a done deal.

The only downside is VVD. Other than that we have no reason to believe we won't get what we need.

It's early days, don't panic...... yet!
 
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Arsenal try to hijack move for Liverpool defensive target but have £10.5m bid rejected, asking price increased to £17.5m
Fenerbahce defender Simon Kjaer has attracted widespread interest this season after another impressive campaign.

Arsenal became the latest club to linked with the Denmark international after having a £10.5 million bid rejected according to reports in Turkey
 
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The window it officially open. Our staff will be working on targets behind the media nonsense. Salah is pretty much a done deal.

The only downside is VVD. Other than that we have no reason to believe we won't get what we need.

It's early days, don't panic...... yet!
2 months to CL qualifying, we don't have as much time as the rest of the PL.

Not true the English window opened on Friday. Its the European window that hasn't opened yet.

Still no sign of a LB
 
[QUOTE="Skylarker, post: 10646248, member: 1007495"sn']The window it officially open. Our staff will be working on targets behind the media nonsense. Salah is pretty much a done deal.

The only downside is VVD. Other than that we have no reason to believe we won't get what we need.

It's early days, don't panic...... yet!


Last Friday?

Either way it's early days. It wouldn't surprise me if we get an announcement soon about a player or 2.

I just try and ignore the ****e in the media. I'm still optimistic that we'll get what we need.
 
The only deals being announced so far are those that are such poor value no one would think of hijacking e.g. Pickford
 
Arsenal try to hijack move for Liverpool defensive target but have £10.5m bid rejected, asking price increased to £17.5m
Fenerbahce defender Simon Kjaer has attracted widespread interest this season after another impressive campaign.

Arsenal became the latest club to linked with the Denmark international after having a £10.5 million bid rejected according to reports in Turkey

Yeah right. Thats a perennial link.
 
Last Friday?

Either way it's early days. It wouldn't surprise me if we get an announcement soon about a player or 2.

I just try and ignore the ****e in the media. I'm still optimistic that we'll get what we need.

I see my tactics to depress everyone so badly any signing will look good havent completely worked yet.