Berahnio whatever his name is, not sure about him and his attitude tbh, balotelli mk2 anyone, but I think we should buy him just to watch Haigs meltdown as spurs have been lining up beranohi for a while and haig likes him
klopp is the composer what we need is ****s who know how to play an instrument properly when we get that orchestra tuned, we win the league, simples lol
Actually Mozart wrote the magic flute and firstvpkayed it in 1791... it was at Schikaneder's theatre, in Vienna and written for a less shall we say talented group of musicians to play. In short he'd got sick and was on his way out so ended up there and it was a huge hit played to the masses relatively speaking compared to writing for the elites and played by prima donas. If anything it suits us nicely. As long as Klopp lasts longer than mozart of course. Our lot are certainly pretty average compared to the prima ballerinas like ozil. So a simple game will suit us. Klopp just heeds to compose and conduct just as mozart did.
My first thought was that this may be to ensure we get as much for him as we possibly can but then I had a little think... Do we know how long Migs had left on his contract? He joined us almost three years ago. I quick google see's reports say "a long term contract" which doesn't help. I would imagine he signed at least for five years back then, this would mean he had two years left. Signing a new deal won't effect his value at this time. Maybe we've signed him up to tie him down before signing a replacement?
I'm all for offering contracts to protect value but 5 years is excessive and would signal he's here to stay. As a number 2, I wouldn't mind.
Especially when he'll have at least two years remaining anyway. Agree on the highlighted bit but can't see us having such a high profile number two.