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[moreinjuredthanowen]

Transfer window explained to teenagers

Early june
vvd apology
will keita ever sign?
we are signing nobody
**** coutinho is off
Phew klopp says hes not.
waiting on a call.. for anyone...
meh they were not worth it anyway.
deadline day.....

Agony or ecstasy ?

Most of all john henry... as rhe little ****s off

 

[astro]

Yep, sounds like we've been a bit cheeky at the death after agreeing a fee verbally ffs. This being leaked is obviously an attempt to push us into a long awaited conclusion to this saga. If that piece is right (and they seemed convinced which tells me it's come from Swansea) then the difference is £5m

The difference is Everton have only got £7m of transfer profit to use unless they can shift Barkley or someone else

 

[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

Transfer window explained to teenagers

Early june
vvd apology
will keita ever sign?
we are signing nobody
**** coutinho is off
Phew klopp says hes not.
waiting on a call.. for anyone...
meh they were not worth it anyway.
deadline day.....

Agony or ecstasy ?

Most of all john henry... as rhe little ****s off

This emoji is deffo missing:

We tell Barca to do one:

But Couthino puts in a transfer request:

The we realise it's not so bad if you drink 10 pints:

And that Uniturd are still resorting to long balls to Fellaini half way through the season:

 

[Tobes]

The difference is Everton have only got £7m of transfer profit to use unless they can shift Barkley or someone else

Yeah it's not like we spent nearly £100m before Lukaku left like

Oh......

 

[Lucaaas]

Yeah it's not like we spent nearly £100m before Lukaku left like

Oh......

Are you disappointed that you haven't signed a big (ish) striker to replace Lukaku? Or are you happy with Sandro?

From the outside looking in I'd be really disappointed if we sold a 20+ goal striker and replaced him with a relatively inexperienced 22 year old for a small fee.

 

[astro]

Yeah it's not like we spent nearly £100m before Lukaku left like

Oh......

It's not Lukaku had announced months in advance he was getting out

Oh...

 

[Tobes]

It's not Lukaku had announced months in advance he was getting out

Oh...

Cash love, cash.....

Have a think about it

 

[Skylarker]

Isco tearing Utd apart. Real Madrid won't sell him imo.
He's a big player for them.

 

[astro]

Are you disappointed that you haven't signed a big (ish) striker to replace Lukaku? Or are you happy with Sandro?

From the outside looking in I'd be really disappointed if we sold a 20+ goal striker and replaced him with a relatively inexperienced 22 year old for a small fee.

Lukaku's goals were useless [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]

Everton's plan of spreading the goals around the team more was going great until Man Utd forced them to ruin the entire system by taking on Rooney [HASHTAG]#playingwithtenmen[/HASHTAG]

 

[Justovertheline]

Are you disappointed that you haven't signed a big (ish) striker to replace Lukaku? Or are you happy with Sandro?

From the outside looking in I'd be really disappointed if we sold a 20+ goal striker and replaced him with a relatively inexperienced 22 year old for a small fee.

Was always going to be a problem tbh but who could we get...
Lukaku just missed a sitter against madrid...
Meh [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]

 

[astro]

Cash love, cash.....

Have a think about it

Moshiri, allegedly a billionaire, does you a payday loan and what?

If you had cash you would give zero ****s to ruin a deal over £5m, think about it

[HASHTAG]#wantspayingbackinfullandmore[/HASHTAG]

 

[Tobes]

Are you disappointed that you haven't signed a big (ish) striker to replace Lukaku? Or are you happy with Sandro?

From the outside looking in I'd be really disappointed if we sold a 20+ goal striker and replaced him with a relatively inexperienced 22 year old for a small fee.

The fee is irrelevant for Sandro we robbed him due to his daft buyout clause, he got 16 in a poor side last year.

However, we need another striker defo, we're extremely short up front and it needs to be a proven PL striker preferably. However, landing one is not that easy.....we will bring one in, just don't ask me who, now it looks like Giroud is off the menu

 

[Justovertheline]

Lukaku's goals were useless [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]

Everton's plan of spreading the goals around the team more was going great until Man Utd forced them to ruin the entire system by taking on Rooney [HASHTAG]#playingwithtenmen[/HASHTAG]

Whats your thoughts on Couts leaving then lol

 

[Tobes]

Moshiri, allegedly a billionaire, does you a payday loan and what?

If you had cash you would give zero ****s to ruin a deal over £5m, think about it

[HASHTAG]#wantspayingbackinfullandmore[/HASHTAG]

Like you did with Keita you mean?

Oh.......

 

[Tobes]

Whats your thoughts on Couts leaving then lol

The window is going like a Swiss watch for the RS according to Astro

 

[astro]

Like you did with Keita you mean?

Oh.......

We did what with Keita?

 

[Justovertheline]

The window is going like a Swiss watch for the RS according to Astro

Thats because he is stupid

 

[Justovertheline]

Scrap [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]

He just scored [HASHTAG]#legend[/HASHTAG]

 

[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

Isco tearing Utd apart. Real Madrid won't sell him imo.
He's a big player for them.

He's class. Best player on the pitch by a mile and a massive crowd favourite.

They'd sell Every other player before him!

 

[Lucaaas]

Was always going to be a problem tbh but who could we get...
Lukaku just missed a sitter against madrid...
Meh [HASHTAG]#doingalukaku[/HASHTAG]

I don't know who you could get, to be honest, just think the owners promises seem a bit hollow when he talked about investing loads in the squad and you're almost breaking even in the window. Again, from the outside it just feels a bit like same old businessman owners making a lot of promises and delivering little from a transfer perspective, at least.