Transfer window explained to teenagers Early june vvd apology will keita ever sign? we are signing nobody **** coutinho is off Phew klopp says hes not. waiting on a call.. for anyone... meh they were not worth it anyway. deadline day..... Agony or ecstasy ? Most of all john henry... as rhe little ****s off
The difference is Everton have only got £7m of transfer profit to use unless they can shift Barkley or someone else
This emoji is deffo missing: We tell Barca to do one: But Couthino puts in a transfer request: The we realise it's not so bad if you drink 10 pints: And that Uniturd are still resorting to long balls to Fellaini half way through the season:
Are you disappointed that you haven't signed a big (ish) striker to replace Lukaku? Or are you happy with Sandro? From the outside looking in I'd be really disappointed if we sold a 20+ goal striker and replaced him with a relatively inexperienced 22 year old for a small fee.
Lukaku's goals were useless #doingalukaku Everton's plan of spreading the goals around the team more was going great until Man Utd forced them to ruin the entire system by taking on Rooney #playingwithtenmen
Was always going to be a problem tbh but who could we get... Lukaku just missed a sitter against madrid... Meh #doingalukaku
Moshiri, allegedly a billionaire, does you a payday loan and what? If you had cash you would give zero ****s to ruin a deal over £5m, think about it #wantspayingbackinfullandmore
The fee is irrelevant for Sandro we robbed him due to his daft buyout clause, he got 16 in a poor side last year. However, we need another striker defo, we're extremely short up front and it needs to be a proven PL striker preferably. However, landing one is not that easy.....we will bring one in, just don't ask me who, now it looks like Giroud is off the menu
He's class. Best player on the pitch by a mile and a massive crowd favourite. They'd sell Every other player before him!
I don't know who you could get, to be honest, just think the owners promises seem a bit hollow when he talked about investing loads in the squad and you're almost breaking even in the window. Again, from the outside it just feels a bit like same old businessman owners making a lot of promises and delivering little from a transfer perspective, at least.