Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Hoffenheim

[crackerman jack]

Next goal in this game is key, they score we don't win, we get it and we shouldn't lose!

They score we lose

 

[Dier Hard]

Man, Kulu looks like he’s ran the London marathon.

Twice.

Guy needs a rest.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Kramaric should be banned for that. Absolute dive.

 

[Dier Hard]

Richarlison gets the ball and practically runs off the pitch .

He’s so bad it’s better to find humour in it than get worked up these days.

 

[Left on the Shelf]

This is painful....

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Kramaric off the bar. Our midfield's disappeared completely.

 

[SpursDisciple]

This is not Richarlison's game though, would suit Solanke much more.

 

[BinghamSpur]

So I've arrived back for the second half and glad I rushed to be honest! Give the ball away so cheaply.

Oh and we look absolutely knackered..

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Moore replaces Richarlison. I assume that means Son as the striker, so we've got nobody up top.

 

[SpursDisciple]

Moore could make hay here

 

[remembercolinlee]

This is gonna end up like JMs final European match for us innit?

We can't get outta our own half

 

[Left on the Shelf]

We're playing far too deep. The MF are standing on the back 4's toes and it's inviting Hoffenheim on to us.

 

[Left on the Shelf]

Moore could make hay here

Not unless the other 9 outfield players improve.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

There's no way that the ref saw that "foul". He just went down.

 

[Citizen Kane.]

We've come full circle.

This is exactly how we played under Conte.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Bischof trying the Hoddle. Close.

 

[BinghamSpur]

Just retaining the ball would help. Bloody hell, can't even put two passes together at the moment.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

What is that from Maddison? Nice run and then an appalling pass to nobody.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Apparently we're playing for a 0-0 draw after losing the first leg 1-0 right now

You know, just like under Conte...

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Penalty and Austin booked. Bollocks.