Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Hoffenheim

They score we lose

 

Man, Kulu looks like he’s ran the London marathon.

Twice.

Guy needs a rest.

 

Kramaric should be banned for that. Absolute dive.

 

Richarlison gets the ball and practically runs off the pitch .

He’s so bad it’s better to find humour in it than get worked up these days.

 

This is painful....

 

Kramaric off the bar. Our midfield's disappeared completely.

 

This is not Richarlison's game though, would suit Solanke much more.

 

So I've arrived back for the second half and glad I rushed to be honest! Give the ball away so cheaply.

Oh and we look absolutely knackered..

 

Moore replaces Richarlison. I assume that means Son as the striker, so we've got nobody up top.

 

Moore could make hay here

 

This is gonna end up like JMs final European match for us innit?

We can't get outta our own half

 

We're playing far too deep. The MF are standing on the back 4's toes and it's inviting Hoffenheim on to us.

 

Not unless the other 9 outfield players improve.

 

There's no way that the ref saw that "foul". He just went down.

 

We've come full circle.

This is exactly how we played under Conte.

 

Bischof trying the Hoddle. Close.

 

Just retaining the ball would help. Bloody hell, can't even put two passes together at the moment.

 

What is that from Maddison? Nice run and then an appalling pass to nobody.

 

Apparently we're playing for a 0-0 draw after losing the first leg 1-0 right now

You know, just like under Conte...

 

Penalty and Austin booked. Bollocks.