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Match Day Thread Toon v Norwich

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  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    That was ****ing deplorable. We're barely missing any players and that's what Bruce pulls out of his ****ing arse.

    We just lurch from **** to **** to ****. We covered less ground, had less attempts, were clearly worse, lower possession and ended the match with Krul having made one, perhaps two, saves. It's ****ing embarrassing watching feckless ****ers like Stephen Clements with a ****ing clipboard.

    What on earth is the point in supporting this ****ing pish club. If this takeover fails/turns out to be bollocks, I'm ****ing jacking it in.
     
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    Some things I’ve learnt:

    we are probably the only team who makes grant hanley look like a world beater.

    I just ****ing knew tim krul would have a good game.

    Our manager takes off our biggest threat for some unknown reason every game.

    we are probably the only team in the league who seems scared of the team bottom of the league

    I’ve now stopped looking at other teams and presuming on the team sheet we have better players, cause each and everytime we make the opposition look superior


    And finally... I’m now 100% that luck has got us where we are, cause after that, not that I didn’t already know but... we are ****.
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    It will be an utter miracle if we don't go down.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

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    We aren't. Bruce is our saviour.
     
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  5. Captainpancakes

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    like I said early on .. it takes time to destroy the things a proper manager puts in place... over the weeks its been getting jumbled up and you can see the effects if bruce and his coaching team within the side more and more


    the comparison tribe are in for a shock... we finished last season the 7th best in the league from feb till last game .

    we might get to 40 ... just
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    Flounce off?
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    Bruce cannot get it into his thick ****ing potato heed that giving the opposition vast amounts of possession ALSO gives them encouragement and confidence. It's not about being "comfortable" with lower possession stats - it's also about carrying some kind of threat. It looks absolutely embarrassing watching players hold such deep lines, not moving, then when we win the ball, we've still got 7 or 8 ****ing players in defensive positions.

    I ****ING HATE THIS ****ING CLUB.
     
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  8. Captainpancakes

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    history speaks for itself .. hes a **** manager and Its clearly starting to show..
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    Very much so.
     
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    west ham ,cant be much good either mind .
    2 nil up twice against brighton ( still could not win) .outside bet to go down,for me
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    Numbers better than Rafa's :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    even when he took max off he still plays almiron on the right ...

    tbh theres so many issues even a man in the street could address .

    if we stay up this season i think itll be next with bruce.. dreadful manager, but its not his fault ... ashley is the real problem.
     
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    **** off then. <laugh>
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    So where should Almiron play?
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

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    Relegation under Ashley is 100% certain, at some point. Too many **** decisions will always come back and bite you.

    I agree, I am ****ing astonished Almiron is wide right. If he simply swapped him and St Max, they would get nearer the by-line, and get crosses in, which also gives midfield time to support. By "inverting" them, they want to be direct and nobody bothers catching up. Joelinton's then just in the box waiting for a cross that won't come. It's ****ing relentless stupidity from Bruce. Then we play 3 CB's and not one of them can move forward, then we keep dropping to 5-4-1 with Joelinton wasting a tonne of energy chasing absolutely nothing.

    Honestly, as you say a ****ing tramp could spot some of this, yet Bruce, Clements and the other twat can't.
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

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    ^^^ quality <applause>
     
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  17. Captainpancakes

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    how about on the left where all his goals and assists came.. almiron is the most one footed lefty you will see..

    ok max plays left , but his best positiom is amc .. theres other option and bruce just keeps trying the same thing.

    i cannot believe it


    all season i said miggy left miggy left... max got injured ... miggy went left and was outstansing and started scoring ... almiron cannot play on the right... its really that simple.
     
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    i get a headache watching us ... worst since mclaren
     
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  19. Welshie

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    Have Toon for Change make a statement.

    "After much evaluation and deliberation, we have decided that Almiron has our permission to play on the left.

    Thank you."
     
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  20. Captainpancakes

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    whats the point .
     
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