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Match Day Thread Toon v Norwich

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 25, 2020.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Ya ****in fanny.
    That's the shortest flounce eva :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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  2. Southerner

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    Cling to your narrative Captain, I think Bruce instructed Almiron to miss another sitter just so you can cling to your fat Spanish waiter nonsense :)
     
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  3. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    dubravka is why bruce is getting away with shocking managerial ability.

    norwich should have won by 3 or 4 today
     
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  4. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    you lot started the comparison stuff.

    like i say dont shy away from it when you realise.

    shocking performances ..

    i look at that ... too easy to ignore when you get a few lucky breaks
     
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  5. Southerner

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    Substitute until we are winning 3-0 in any given game.
     
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  6. Canary Rob

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    You’d be wrong if you think you’re the only team who plays against us like that. Even Tottenham did- it’s why we’re bottom. We dominate matches exactly like this but don’t take our chances.

    Your bad luck today was that we didnt make a catastrophic defensive mistake which we normally do. Otherwise, you actually played us pretty much exactly as every other team does bar maybe Liverpool and Man City. <ok>
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Dunno mate. Ever since your boiler busted and you got cleaned with arctic water you've been a miserable bastard.

    Cheer up will ye. You're making us suicidal.
     
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  8. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    come may we will see

    in fact come march

    im surprised how many have fell into this trap
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Don't ruin the narrative. We love a bit of doom and gloom on this board.
     
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  10. Canary Rob

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    Sorry! I’ll get back to my own board...
     
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  11. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    i get a headache watching us ... so bad .

    im telling you all straight

    bruce will be a disaster
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Screenshot_20200201-172947.png
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Nah man you are more than welcome. But you need to know the lines.

    "We're ****ed"
    "Steve Bruce is ****"
    "Play Almiron on the ****ing left!!"
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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  15. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    no need.

    i knew before kick off that norwich would play us off the park.

    went 1-1

    we are where we are on pure luck i **** you not.
     
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  16. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    i agree <laugh>
     
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  17. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    in all honesty we are doing well... its never gunna be pretty whoever is our manager.
     
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  18. Canary Rob

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    Sure, but my point really was that is the same tactic almost every other team has played against us - allow us to play loads and accept we might score, but they usually win because we cock up defensively. So I would say on balance against us you were highly unlucky today: we didn’t gift you a goal or two. That’s quite unusual for us.
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

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    I get bored. Nothing worse in life.
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter how many words you type.
    You're not gonna beat Chaos.
     
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