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Match Day Thread Toon v Norwich

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 25, 2020.

  1. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Norwich will play us off the park , but hopefully because they need to win they might be open to our counter attacking style that we used to have, but under bruce we are for strange reasons passing around slowly from.side to side at the back and therfore we have lost that sting in our tail.

    its simple boot down.the middle to joe or get it to yedlin or max and cross ...


    **** football.

    points are all that matters to us though.

    maybe benteleb can play ...
     
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  2. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    nah norwich play good stuff... if they choose today to take their chances we will get hammered.
     
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  3. haslam

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    Calling it now. Joelinton will score and then go on to get 4+ more in the league by the end of the season. He'll then start next season well and we'll finally see what the money was for.
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    How do we manage to look this bad? What the **** does Steve Bruce do all week?
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

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    Just as well Dubs is having a good game.
     
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  6. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    all the obvious reasons

    almiron on the right

    yedlin being the one crossing on the right

    too slow passing at the back

    hoofball

    no intensity
     
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  7. Geordieginola

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    Looks like Bruce has decided to make us look as **** as possible so the takeover gets cancelled. **** me we are shocking today.
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

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    It really is a ****ing shambles. I’d understand if we finished super strong but we just drop and drop and drop then don’t have any ****ing clue how to counter attack. It’s dross it really is.
     
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    This is crap
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    Why are we relying on crosses from ****ing Fede???? What is Bruce telling them?? He really is a clueless ****.
     
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    No plan at all. Nothing. No ****ing shots apart from almiron missing an open goal. What 50.000 people are doing going to this ****ing shower is beyond me.
     
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  12. haslam

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    You need to remember we are playing a team which are simply better than we are.

    They have amassed a whopping 11 points from their last 27 away games (most of which were in the league below).

    At least we're hanging on in with 44% possession. We are so class.
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Dirty bastard Cantwell
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    On a positive note, at least we won the toss again <party>
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

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    You would absolutely believe we were bottom. It’s that bad.
     
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  16. haslam

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    Unsurprisingly. On today's showing they look like a regular bunch of tossers.
     
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  17. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    how can anyone say we are playing better football.

    every week we get worse.

    i cannot believe im back to seeing almiron on the right..
     
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  18. haslam

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    BBC quality there once more:
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    West Ham, who are still winning 2-0. And Everton who are now drawing with, erm, Watford. That'd be the team celebrating to the left there.
     
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  19. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    i hate watching us play.. its a mess
     
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  20. haslam

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    Then they try and correct with this:
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    Not only have Everton pegged back West Ham but Bournemouth and West Ham themselves have chipped in. They're doing well to still win 2-0.
     
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