tony fernandes

[qprted]

yes yes im a knob jockey
thats the best thing about poetry
theres always something for me to see
no matter how i try not to , ill always make a rhyme
but for us rangers we are running out of time
only olly can stoke the fire
we need players with desire
that brentford game was dire
other than that im off to bed
or down the pub instead

 

[Wherever]

Eh ted lucky, sucky, ducky and ****y all rime with knob jocky

 

[qprted]

ON A SERIOUS NOTE GUYS WHAT IS A KNOB JOCKEY IS IT GAY

 

[Windom Earle]

ON A SERIOUS NOTE GUYS WHAT IS A KNOB JOCKEY IS IT GAY

That's right mushroom
It's a slang saying for primarily a male who with legs akimbo has anal sex with another male
It isn't however confined to being used with a male I have heard it used when describing a woman
There is a third option as well and as with the other two it involves penetration to be deemed correct
The third option is different as it can be done solo using any knob say off a Welsh dresser ... Not to be confused with an Irish cross dresser

As you have proclaimed to one but are married and also have designs on female members of this board I assume you maybe a fourth generation ... Which I know little about

If you haven't tried a stage three then with your age I would suggest small cast iron knobs before advancing to the post at the foot of the stairs

 

[KPDHoopster]

If you haven't tried a stage three then with your age I would suggest small cast iron knobs before advancing to the post at the foot of the stairs

Wish there was a button, for "like and couldn't stop laughing" !!!

 

[Turkish" Premier" Hoops]

There's a film in here somewhere, ( mentally ) ill Teds excellent adventure,all about a lunatic poet who goes back in time in a old phone box to bring back characters from the past to illuminate the future of the young.
Thinking Keanu Reeves for the role of Ted, but due to our low budget and unable to afford A listers anymore having been stung on our last few "Big Name Signings " I think our limit will be Vic Reeves to play Ted with possibly the last surviving member of the Black and White Minstrals to play JFH.
I Have an old 8mm cine camera I can loan out all we need now is a script a few random R'sssss fans to dress up as the other characters,Holloway,Neil etc and with a budget of £4-67p we should be able to produce an epic along the lines of " Back to the Future " or to give it it's working title " The Four Year Plan "
If anybody can recommend a director and a producer as well as a transgender lesbian gay straight person to play Mentally ill Teds love interest we are quids in, Any volunteers?

 

[KPDHoopster]

There's a film in here somewhere, ( mentally ) ill Teds excellent adventure,all about a lunatic poet who goes back in time in a old phone box to bring back characters from the past to illuminate the future of the young.
Thinking Keanu Reeves for the role of Ted, but due to our low budget and unable to afford A listers anymore having been stung on our last few "Big Name Signings " I think our limit will be Vic Reeves to play Ted with possibly the last surviving member of the Black and White Minstrals to play JFH.
I Have an old 8mm cine camera I can loan out all we need now is a script a few random R'sssss fans to dress up as the other characters,Holloway,Neil etc and with a budget of £4-67p we should be able to produce an epic along the lines of " Back to the Future " or to give it it's working title " The Four Year Plan "
If anybody can recommend a director and a producer as well as a transgender lesbian gay straight person to play Mentally ill Teds love interest we are quids in, Any volunteers?

I've got a pet parrot. that could play Holloway. Although thinking about it, my parrot can enunciate coherent words - so probably not a good fit !!

 

[Steelmonkey]

If anybody can recommend a director and a producer as well as a transgender lesbian gay straight person to play Mentally ill Teds love interest we are quids in, Any volunteers?

Think Swords may be available........

 

[Sooperhoop]

There's a film in here somewhere, ( mentally ) ill Teds excellent adventure,all about a lunatic poet who goes back in time in a old phone box to bring back characters from the past to illuminate the future of the young.
Thinking Keanu Reeves for the role of Ted, but due to our low budget and unable to afford A listers anymore having been stung on our last few "Big Name Signings " I think our limit will be Vic Reeves to play Ted with possibly the last surviving member of the Black and White Minstrals to play JFH.
I Have an old 8mm cine camera I can loan out all we need now is a script a few random R'sssss fans to dress up as the other characters,Holloway,Neil etc and with a budget of £4-67p we should be able to produce an epic along the lines of " Back to the Future " or to give it it's working title " The Four Year Plan "
If anybody can recommend a director and a producer as well as a transgender lesbian gay straight person to play Mentally ill Teds love interest we are quids in, Any volunteers?

We could do a 'Wallace & Gromit' type film using plasticine or play-doh. There's a ready-made character for JFH, just use Tony Hart's 'Morph'...

 

[qprted]

COMEDY GOLD GENTS THATS CHEERED ME UP A LITTLE BUT WHERE AND HOW DO I END UP WITH QPRBETH
I KNOW SHE HAS A PARTNER BUT MY BEAUTIFULL MRS, BRIAN WANT TO THROW ME OUT SHE SAYS MY PENUS IS LIKE A BUTTON MUSHROOM
SO IS THERE ANYHOPE AT ALL FOR ME
HOW COME I ALWAYS END UP COMMING LAST OR LOSING,COULD BRIAN NOT MARRY BETHS HUSPAND AND I END UP WITH QPRBETH

 

[ELLERS]

COMEDY GOLD GENTS THATS CHEERED ME UP A LITTLE BUT WHERE AND HOW DO I END UP WITH QPRBETH
I KNOW SHE HAS A PARTNER BUT MY BEAUTIFULL MRS, BRIAN WANT TO THROW ME OUT SHE SAYS MY PENUS IS LIKE A BUTTON MUSHROOM
SO IS THERE ANYHOPE AT ALL FOR ME
HOW COME I ALWAYS END UP COMMING LAST OR LOSING,COULD BRIAN NOT MARRY BETHS HUSPAND AND I END UP WITH QPRBETH

Ted I think you should stop mentioning posters names in your (whatever they are) poems. It getting personal. To be fair I don't mind your drivel as I don't really bother reading it however last week you said this about me.

ellers what kind of xxx are you wasnt it you that said warnock is finished
do you no actually xxxx all about football has your brain deminished.

Now your keep going on about Beth and her husband. It's becoming a bit weird and personal. Stick to your football nonesense.

 

[qprted]

FANTASTIC PIECE OF ADVICE ELLERS BUT ARE WE ALL KNOB JOCKEYS
OR JUST PLAIN BEER DRINKING COCKNEYS
ELLERS ID FOLLOW YOU TO THE END OF THE EARTH
BUT HOW THE XXXX DO I GET RID OF THE DUTCHMAN AND UNEARTH
MY BEAUTIFULL OLLYKINS I ,LOVE HIM HES MY MAN
ILL HAVE TO DO THE BEST I CAN
I JUST CANT COPE
IM BENDING OVER TO PICK UP THE SOAP

 

[Windom Earle]

Ted

Replace your underwear with a bio degradable mesh and you could have your own cottage industry
Be sure to sprinkle in a few broken egg shells one a week

Once things get ripe offer your crotch a few flesh eating insects you will head to the golden light knowing you were at least organic

 

[kiwiqpr]

Ted I think you should stop mentioning posters names in your (whatever they are) poems. It getting personal. To be fair I don't mind your drivel as I don't really bother reading it however last week you said this about me.



Now your keep going on about Beth and her husband. It's becoming a bit weird and personal. Stick to your football nonesense.

you should see him on the barnsley forum

 

[ELLERS]

You have taken over the Barnsley board.

 

[kiwiqpr]

You have taken over the Barnsley board.

and utrs
and wherever
and aussie

its where we go to relax and have fun

 

[YappyR]

Ted, how do you type without your hands mate, you might want somebody to give you a nice shave

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[qprted]

oh dear im trying to put a brave face on it but im starting to hate the jimmy floyde operation
the only thing i can see is relegation

 

[ELLERS]

oh dear im trying to put a brave face on it but im starting to hate the jimmy floyde operation
the only thing i can see is relegation

Agree Ted

 

[qprted]

THANK GOD THE IMBICILE HAS GONE,TIME TO BANG YOUR DRUM
NOW BIG SAM HAS GOT ANGRY HE HAS COME
NO MORE
A BORE DRAW
NOW WE CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION
AND SOON WE WILL BE IN A PLAY OFF POSITION
BUT JIMMY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SACKED AFTER THE TOON
NOW THE THE FANS WOULD HAVE BEEN SINGING A DIFFERANT TUNE
BUT WE WILL BE CELEBRATING SOON
ME AND ELLERS WILL BE OVER THE MOON
NOW ITS TIME FOR US TO COME OUT OF OUR COCOON