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qprted

Poet Laureate
Oct 31, 2015
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this is the first time in 58 seasons that i am embarressed to be a qpr fan,you must strike hard re install holloway
get rid of ferdinand jimmy floyde andy sinton andy impey cris ramsey etc etc
what a load of rubbish you are not a true qpr fan so you can never understand what it feels like to get beaten at home by fxxxxxx brentford
to be worse than brentford is a pain that is indescribable and right in front of the old king of loftus road mark lazarus
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS STILL HOT LETS SAVE THIS CLUB TONY THIS IS YOUR TIME WE MUST INSTALL HOLLOWAY AND RE BUILD PASSION WITHOUT PASSION WE ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB
PLEASE TONY SAVE OUR CLUB
 
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this is the first time in 58 seasons that i am embarressed to be a qpr fan,you must strike hard re install holloway
get rid of ferdinand jimmy floyde andy sinton andy impey cris ramsey etc etc
what a load of rubbish you are not a true qpr fan so you can never understand what it feels like to get beaten at home by fxxxxxx brentford
to be worse than brentford is a pain that is indescribable and right in front of the old king of loftus road mark lazarus
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS STILL HOT LETS SAVE THIS CLUB TONY THIS IS YOUR TIME WE MUST INSTALL HOLLOWAY AND RE BUILD PASSION WITHOUT PASSION WE ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB
PLEASE TONY SAVE OUR CLUB
You forgot Paul hall n Paul furlong
 
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The idea that someone who would want 'Hollowhead' is ridiculous.
Take away all the sentimental crap and you are left with a bloke who hasn't managed in a long time and spends his day as a plastic presenter on Sky. Stupid idea. I would rather have JFH
 
ellers what kind of xxx are you wasnt it you that said warnock is finished
do you no actually xxxx all about football has your brain deminished
we at qpr are building a new regime
this garbage being served up is not our usuall cream
you lack ambition ellers
go and drink one hundred cans of stellers
and join our noisy crowd demonstration
its against relegation
you sir lack ambition
im running out of amunition
the stormtroopers are being called out
its goodbye flying dutchman im now psycopathically chilled out
 
ellers what kind of xxx are you wasnt it you that said warnock is finished
do you no actually xxxx all about football has your brain deminished
we at qpr are building a new regime
this garbage being served up is not our usuall cream
you lack ambition ellers
go and drink one hundred cans of stellers
and join our noisy crowd demonstration
its against relegation
you sir lack ambition
im running out of amunition
the stormtroopers are being called out
its goodbye flying dutchman im now psycopathically chilled out

Ted I would love to answer your post but find it hard to. Your dribble is something more suited to 'Fantasy Island'
 
Ted's right guys, its not the usual cream!

To be fair to the others tho Ted, most of us stopped trying to write poetry at the age of 10 when school stopped making us. Are you still 10? if so, how can you recall the wonder football of yesteryears?
 
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WELL I HAVE TO BRING CONJECTURE MOST POSTERS ON WATRBS MAKE ME NUMBER ONE AND I GUESS I PROBABLEY AM I STARTED UPSETTING ALL
THE PUSSYCATS AND TURNED THEM ALL IN STAFFORDSHIRE BALL TERRIORS
BUT NO MAN CAN DIS OLLY BABY HE TOOK UP BLACK POOL WITH A BUDGET OF 700 000 AND IT COST US 20 MILLION WITH REDKNAPP HOLLOWAY IIS ANOTHER WARNOCK BUT HE WOULD ONLY RETURN TO MANAGEMENT WITH HIS QPR ALL FOUR OF HIS DAUGHTERS ARE QPR FANS

HE WILL RETURN ONE DAY I KNOW HE WILL
THIS DUTCH XXXX WILL TAKE US DOWN AND IF THIS CARRIES ON IM GOING TO HAVE TO CONFRONT HIM IM NOT A HAPPY MAN AT THE MOMENT
 
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this is the first time in 58 seasons that i am embarressed to be a qpr fan,you must strike hard re install holloway
get rid of ferdinand jimmy floyde andy sinton andy impey cris ramsey etc etc
what a load of rubbish you are not a true qpr fan so you can never understand what it feels like to get beaten at home by fxxxxxx brentford
to be worse than brentford is a pain that is indescribable and right in front of the old king of loftus road mark lazarus
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS STILL HOT LETS SAVE THIS CLUB TONY THIS IS YOUR TIME WE MUST INSTALL HOLLOWAY AND RE BUILD PASSION WITHOUT PASSION WE ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB
PLEASE TONY SAVE OUR CLUB

Infected poison mushroom
 
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INFECTED POISON MUSHROOM I MIGHT BE
BUT I KNEW MY FOOTBALL INSTANTLY
I WAS ONLY SIX WHEN I FIRST PICKED MY TEAM
BUT IM ALREADY SICK AND TIRED OF THIS REGIME
IF POETRY BE THE FOOD OF LIFE
THEN WHY CANT QPRBETH BE MY WIFE


SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RUN WITH THE PACK
BUT NOW THE TIDE IS TURNING JIMMY MUST GET THE SACK
HE CANT SEEM TO GELL THE TEAM SO THEY CANT ATTACK
GERRY FRANCIS SHOWED US THAT YOU HAVE TO START THE OFFENSIVE FROM THE BACK
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE HAS A BRAIN BUT NO COMMON SENSE
HE CANT BUILD AN ATTACK FROM THE DEFENCE

MY POETIC GENIUS HAS BECOME A BORE
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE MUST BE SHOWN THE DOOR
POISON MUSHROOM KID YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE SCORE
ALL MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERD AS WE ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE

SO COME POISON MUSHROOM WITH YOUR POETIC DITTY
USE LOTS OF LONG WORDS TO MAKE IT PRETTY
ILL INFECT WITH POETRY AND CALM
AND YOU WILL GO TO A PALMIST WHO WILL READ YOUR PALM
HE WILL SAY STAY AWAY FROM QPRTED HE WILL WANT TO DO YOU HARM
 
INFECTED POISON MUSHROOM I MIGHT BE
BUT I KNEW MY FOOTBALL INSTANTLY
I WAS ONLY SIX WHEN I FIRST PICKED MY TEAM
BUT IM ALREADY SICK AND TIRED OF THIS REGIME
IF POETRY BE THE FOOD OF LIFE
THEN WHY CANT QPRBETH BE MY WIFE


SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RUN WITH THE PACK
BUT NOW THE TIDE IS TURNING JIMMY MUST GET THE SACK
HE CANT SEEM TO GELL THE TEAM SO THEY CANT ATTACK
GERRY FRANCIS SHOWED US THAT YOU HAVE TO START THE OFFENSIVE FROM THE BACK
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE HAS A BRAIN BUT NO COMMON SENSE
HE CANT BUILD AN ATTACK FROM THE DEFENCE

MY POETIC GENIUS HAS BECOME A BORE
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE MUST BE SHOWN THE DOOR
POISON MUSHROOM KID YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE SCORE
ALL MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERD AS WE ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE

SO COME POISON MUSHROOM WITH YOUR POETIC DITTY
USE LOTS OF LONG WORDS TO MAKE IT PRETTY
ILL INFECT WITH POETRY AND CALM
AND YOU WILL GO TO A PALMIST WHO WILL READ YOUR PALM
HE WILL SAY STAY AWAY FROM QPRTED HE WILL WANT TO DO YOU HARM

Guys, this kids ill. Is he a representation of QPR Fans ha ha what a knob jockey
 
I reckon if he wasn't following QPR, he would be one of those role play people, you know the ones who dress up in parks and play stupid games and sh1t
 
I reckon if he wasn't following QPR, he would be one of those role play people, you know the ones who dress up in parks and play stupid games and sh1t
yeah but he is our "one of those role play people, you know the ones who dress up in parks and play stupid games and sh1t"
 
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tED, you speak with passion,
Knowledge, depth and fight,
So why do all the words you write come out like rambled ****e?
Not dissimilar to JFH.

He speaks with passion, knowledge, depth, and fight, but ...

His selections, tactics and substitutions, come out like rambled ***e !!
 
INFECTED POISON MUSHROOM I MIGHT BE
BUT I KNEW MY FOOTBALL INSTANTLY
I WAS ONLY SIX WHEN I FIRST PICKED MY TEAM
BUT IM ALREADY SICK AND TIRED OF THIS REGIME
IF POETRY BE THE FOOD OF LIFE
THEN WHY CANT QPRBETH BE MY WIFE


SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RUN WITH THE PACK
BUT NOW THE TIDE IS TURNING JIMMY MUST GET THE SACK
HE CANT SEEM TO GELL THE TEAM SO THEY CANT ATTACK
GERRY FRANCIS SHOWED US THAT YOU HAVE TO START THE OFFENSIVE FROM THE BACK
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE HAS A BRAIN BUT NO COMMON SENSE
HE CANT BUILD AN ATTACK FROM THE DEFENCE

MY POETIC GENIUS HAS BECOME A BORE
BUT POOR JIMMY FLOYDE MUST BE SHOWN THE DOOR
POISON MUSHROOM KID YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE SCORE
ALL MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERD AS WE ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE

SO COME POISON MUSHROOM WITH YOUR POETIC DITTY
USE LOTS OF LONG WORDS TO MAKE IT PRETTY
ILL INFECT WITH POETRY AND CALM
AND YOU WILL GO TO A PALMIST WHO WILL READ YOUR PALM
HE WILL SAY STAY AWAY FROM QPRTED HE WILL WANT TO DO YOU HARM

Mr Mushroom your outlook, your ideas are as good as dead
You wouldn't know QPR football if it was written in red
Old age has left with you with little much of a clue
Muddled? Confused? without any idea of what to do?
Read some modern books, look in the mirror and you will clearly see
That Beth would be far better off free

Sometimes you need to swim against the flow and the tide
But I fear you are weak and smelly like something that just died
You are a fickle breed with a reality of the old and dark
You can only see bleak and your future must be stark
Old grubby codger it's a wasted life if you rubbish it all
Your existence will become withered and small

Our online presence opens doors and crazy mishaps
But no good to anyone ... you can't type without CAPS
Your posts are indeed like a toxic infection
But I doubt if you could raise an erection
Based on what most think - call it a wild hunch
But you wouldn't survive the gypsy throat punch

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