Off Topic Toilet stuff...

[Super G Ted'inho]

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We've had the stand up or sit down to wipe discussion...

We've had the stand up versus the sit down lazy piss discussion...

What about this one...

 

[organic red]

Oh ffs..........Where is the 'getting paid to' thread gone,thats where this **** should be

 

[Hash.]

I posted this conundrum in 2011 ffs.

GC or this board , I can't remember which

 

[Peej]

Just lean to the side on one cheek

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I posted this conundrum in 2011 ffs.

GC or this board , I can't remember which

Picture or never happened...

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Just lean to the side on one cheek

You didn't read the OP food you...?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

It's clearly B.

Optoon b will always leave a section hanging to grab onto next time because you have to pull it further out to rip leaving some behind.

Option A will often leave nothing hanging meaning you have to fish for the end and give the roll a swivel to find it.

Saying all this... I don't have a stand for it in my bathroom.... So it's just resting on the side

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

And I don't remember the stand up or sit down to wipe discussion so....

stand up to wipe but leaning forward so your cheeks don't squash together and smear it all over

Sont fancy shoving my hand into the bowl to wipe my ass... That's where the **** has just gone!

 

[Peej]

You didn't read the OP food you...?

Sorry I am half asleep!

Either is okay, I still lean to the left cheek

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Option C is missing?
Just nip it well and save on bog roll.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Option C is missing?
Just nip it well and save on bog roll.

Or just use your hand

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Don't use bog roll... have a nice pile of leaves by the throne and choose from them

Or use the bidet

 

[Tobes]

Anyone who says B is a ****ing bad wool who's wall is almost certainly covered in strangers faeces

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Anyone who says B is a ****ing bad wool who's wall is almost certainly covered in strangers faeces

You need to explain this...

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Don't use bog roll... have a nice pile of leaves by the throne and choose from them

Or use the bidet

I use hamsters

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Oh ffs..........Where is the 'getting paid to' thread gone,thats where this **** should be

Exactly, there's a thread for this **** greez you attention seeking German Skat merchant. Obsessed with turds

 

[Tobes]

You need to explain this...

Bog roll touching the wall, hand reaching for said bog roll

Option A sees the far more civilised option

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I use hamsters

Who in the namen of **** are you??

Hamsters are a bit small and run out on the wipe. Weasels are better

 

[Tobes]

Exactly, there's a thread for this **** greez you attention seeking German Skat merchant. Obsessed with turds

Hahahaha credit where credit is due

 

[Tobes]

Who in the namen of **** are you??

Hamsters are a bit small and run out on the wipe. Weasels are better

The hamsters go up his arse