Off Topic Toilet stuff...

I said hamsters, not one hamster. I flush and dip them in a fresh bowl and dab.

 

Push a couple of sunflower seeds a little way in there and they're up it faster than Usain Bolt!!

 

Just like the Romans with their sponges on sticks then?? Wipe and dip baby, wipe and dip

 

Those rags on sticks, ****ing foul like I'll use a hamster only once and the let the neighbours kids play with it till it's clean and back into rotation it goes

 

I was wiping my arse on it and it just disappeared

.......is a familiar tale heard in many a casualty dept on a Saturday night....

 

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That's what happened the last hamster Greez got for his kids.

"Dad where's the hamster"
"Ahh kids erm.. he's gone to a better place"

 

It might just be me... But I don't tend to **** on my hand before going for the toilet roll?

 

Second visit you bell end

 

Surely the amount he defecates he'd just **** it back out alive before it could suffocate to death

 

Go for a porcupine... An use the spikes to reach into all the little nooks and crannies

 

When I wipe the first time I tend to get it on the paper rather than my hand...

Am I the only one that can **** and wipe normally here?

 

That's a front to back wipe if ever there was one

 

Now that's a different question.... What kind of idiot wipes back to front?!

 

I meant the porcupine you stupid ****

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That's always the aim but not always the reality......

Invite 20 people round your gaff for an evening and go for option B mate............

 

Maybe it's a northern thing but is southerners are a bit more civilised

 

Well you wouldn't wipe with a porcupine that's just ****ing mental... You'd use it to pick at the crevices.

 

Down your neck of the woods felching tends to solve the issue

 

Hamsters are better, they get in every nook and cranny as they struggle to get away from your ****ty arse