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Off Topic Toilet stuff...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Super G Ted'inho, Jun 7, 2015.

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Which one...?

  1. Option A

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  2. Option B

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    1433710035178.jpg We've had the stand up or sit down to wipe discussion...

    We've had the stand up versus the sit down lazy piss discussion...

    What about this one...
     
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  2. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Oh ffs..........Where is the 'getting paid to' thread gone,thats where this **** should be <whistle>
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I posted this conundrum in 2011 ffs.

    GC or this board , I can't remember which
     
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  4. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Just lean to the side on one cheek
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    Picture or never happened...
     
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  6. Super G Ted'inho

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    You didn't read the OP food you...? <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jun 7, 2015
  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    It's clearly B.

    Optoon b will always leave a section hanging to grab onto next time because you have to pull it further out to rip leaving some behind.

    Option A will often leave nothing hanging meaning you have to fish for the end and give the roll a swivel to find it.

    Saying all this... I don't have a stand for it in my bathroom.... So it's just resting on the side
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    And I don't remember the stand up or sit down to wipe discussion so....

    stand up to wipe but leaning forward so your cheeks don't squash together and smear it all over <ok>

    Sont fancy shoving my hand into the bowl to wipe my ass... That's where the **** has just gone!
     
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  9. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Sorry I am half asleep!

    Either is okay, I still lean to the left cheek
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Option C is missing?
    Just nip it well and save on bog roll.
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Or just use your hand <ok>
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Don't use bog roll... have a nice pile of leaves by the throne and choose from them

    Or use the bidet <ok>
     
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    Anyone who says B is a ****ing bad wool who's wall is almost certainly covered in strangers faeces
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You need to explain this...
     
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  15. BBFs Unpopular View

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    I use hamsters
     
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    Exactly, there's a thread for this **** greez you attention seeking German Skat merchant. Obsessed with turds <doh>
     
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    Bog roll touching the wall, hand reaching for said bog roll <doh>

    Option A sees the far more civilised option
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Who in the namen of **** are you??

    Hamsters are a bit small and run out on the wipe. Weasels are better <laugh><ok>
     
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    Hahahaha credit where credit is due <laugh>
     
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    The hamsters go up his arse
     
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